A teal, waterproof bullet? Be still my heart!

This is a small, oval bullet vibrator by bSwish. A bullet is a small, rounded toy, which is almost exclusively meant for external stimulation. It's one of the most classic shapes when it comes to toys.

The main use for this is clitoral stimulation. The pointed tip is great for pinpoint stimulation, but you can use the side for moderately broad stimulation of the clitoral area. It's also great for teasing the labia and nipples, or whatever other erogenous zones strike your fancy.

When it comes to vaginal insertion, this toy works but is not great. It can't be thrust with, and you really can't get any pinpoint g-spot vibration with this thing. If you do insert this vaginally you should use your kegel muscles to push it out, as pulling the cord may cause it to short out or become disconnected.

This toy should 100% not be inserted anally. It does have a power cord, but that's very different from a retrieval cord. The power cord is not intended to be used to pull it out of you, so it runs the risk of this toy getting disconnected and lost up there. This would be an awful waste of money, because you broke a fairly expensive bullet and you had to pay for a trip to the ER.

If you're looking for a first toy as a couple, this toy would be an okay choice. It's not as versatile as toys I usually recommend, and it is a bit expensive, but it is high quality and isn't going to scare anyone away.

I feel similarly about this being your first toy in general. Usually it's best to pick a toy that can be used both internally and externally, but if you have a bit of money to spend and are hard-set on getting a bullet, this toy is high quality and is pretty good for the price range.

This toy 100% passes Ryu's dorm seal of approval. It's super quiet and can't be heard over the shower or though a door. It's also waterproof, super small, and very easy to take care of. Hiding this toy from a roommate or flatmate would be a breeze.

The Bnaughty Deluxe is made of silicone and plastic. The silicone did have an odor when coming out of the box, so for good measure I flame tested it. The soot just wiped off of the small area of cord I tested, and it did not burn or become sticky, so I assume the gross scent is from the packaging and will hopefully fade soon.

Plastic is rated an 8 out of 10 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's nonporous and body safe, meaning that it won't leak gross chemicals into your body, and that bacteria can't build up inside of the material itself, but can only be found on the outside of the material. Plastic can be disinfected with a 10% bleach solution and is very rigid.

Silicone is rated a 10 out of 10 on the Eden Safety scale and is also nonporous and body safe. While you can boil silicone to disinfect it, you can not boil this toy. If you plan on switching users or orifices, use the bleach method to kill germs. Silicone is very soft and flexible.

The bullet is plastic, but it is covered with a very thick layer of silicone. Though it has no flex to it, it does have quite a bit of give. You probably won't press hard enough to feel the give in use.

The cord is also covered in a thick layer of silicone. This actually protects the cord a bit from puling out of the bullet or the control, getting kinks, and from getting damaged. It also seals around both the bullet and the remote, making this toy waterproof.

The control remote is entirely plastic, but the bottom half has a grippy-texture to it to help you hold on when it's wet. The top part is shiny and slick.

Overall, this toy is made of great materials that would be great for both beginners and advanced users. It's body safe and not porous, so it's going to be healthy and last a long time.

This bullet is very 'traditional' in design. If you have one corded bullet, this is going to look very similar to it, though it will probably be higher in quality and feel different due to the materials and slight tweaks to design.

In terms of measurements, this toy is 2 inches long and 3 inches around at the widest point. The cord is 2.5 feet long, and the controller is about 4 inches long. This toy is MUCH smaller than the average penis, so if your partner has any size issues this shouldn't be a problem.

The controller is designed to fit comfortably in your hand. Even if you clench this for a long period of time the ergonomic shape probably won't cause you discomfort. It's also designed so that it can easily be held by both large and small handed people, and have your thumb be right near the button.

The bullet has two small, raised, wavy ridges on the sides. These are great to use as little handles, and keep it from slipping out of your fingers as easily as smooth bullets. It also has a small, indented basin running along the bottom side. I assume that this is supposed to cradle your clit and such, but I really didn't find it to feel much different than a normal, smooth bullet would. A deeper, wider indent may have worked better.

This toy doesn't look realistic at all, but it does look like a sex toy, so you should keep it away from people who would find that a problem. It's pretty small, so it would be great to travel with. It may be too large to toss into your purse on a whim, but it would be a nice size to go into an overnighter or suitcase.

In total, this design is a classic for a reason, but they even improved upon it. The size and shape would be great for beginners and advanced users, and the curved remote shape and 'handles' on the bullet are really well thought out changes.

Here's the whole thing VS a pen:


The bullet:


The cord:


And the remote:

When it comes to functions, the Bnaughty Deluxe is just a bit above the average bullet. It does have more settings than many cheaper bullets, but it also doesn't have as much power as some of the $50+ clitoral toys out there.

There are two buttons on this toy; a power button and a settings button. The buttons light up red when you press the power button, and the light turns off when you press the power button to turn it off. You can turn it off on any setting, which is quite convenient. You press the settings button to cycle through the different settings, and once you get to the last one, pressing the button again will start you back at 1. The settings are as follows:

1) Low (Less than 1 bee, 2 vrooms
2) Medium (1 bee, 2.5 vrooms)
3) High (2 bees, 3.5 vrooms)
4) bbb bzzz Bzzz BZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ
5) BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ
6) BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ

While this toy does have a lot of oomph, it's not shockingly powerful. It should have enough vroom to get the average lady off, but if you are used to a wand vibrator (or even Jopens or the stronger We Vibe toys) this is going to seem wimpy for you.

The vibrations are more rumbly than most bullets, but still can't compare to my Eden bullet. The high setting especially is more topical than I prefer.

Even though the bullet is designed with little, grippy handles, it vibrates your fingers when you hold it. It will numb your fingers after prolonged use, especially on high, so if this is a pet peeve you should probably look for something else. I've also found that laying on it or tucking it into your panties circumvents this small fault.

This bullet is also surprisingly quiet. It can't be heard through the door or over the shower, and in some cases it can't even be heard across the room. If you need something that will be quiet, this is a good option.

Another plus is that this bullet is waterproof. It's so rare to find a truly waterproof bullet, and this is the first one I really feel is solidly waterproof. There is a solid silicone cote around the whole electrical area, and there is a large o-ring where the batteries go.

One problem I had was inserting the batteries and keeping the cap on. You first have to push down the small snap to open it, and once you slide it tightly closed you have to push the snap back up. I assumed it would latch into place on its own, but that's not the case, and if you don't re-latch it it won't keep water out.

In total, this toy has many settings, is quiet, is easy to control, and is fairly rumbly. If you don't need super strong power and you don't mind that it can numb your fingers when you hold it, this is a pretty good value when it comes to how it functions.

There are a few ridges and the large indentation on the bottom of the toy, but I have not found these to be hard to clean at all. There are also no seams that tend to catch gunk, even if you insert this toy. It's a bit of a lint magnet, especially when it comes to dust, so you may want to rinse it both before and after use. You can wash this toy with antibacterial toy cleaner, soap and water, or just use a toy wipe.

If you plan on switching users, you should disinfect this toy with a 10% bleach solution. This will kill any bacteria on the surface, preventing the spread of infection and germs. You can't boil this toy or put it into the dishwasher because of the motor and plastic parts.

You should avoid storing this toy in contact with other silicone toys because the two materials could react together. Similarly, this toy should not be used with silicone based lube.

The packaging for this toy isn't super classy, but it is nice enough to make it feel high quality. The box is made of fairly thick cardboard and it's held in a plastic case.

The front of the box has a woman in a body suit looking sultry. There also is a to-scale image of the toy itself. There is a black box with the name of the toy and a short blurb about the functions and why it's a nice thing to spend your money on.

On the back are a few more pieces of information, like that it's good for solo or couples play and that it is waterproof, in several different languages. While the box isn't super informative, there is a pamphlet with more information inside of the box.

This toy also comes with a storage pouch, which is something I love about the bSwish toys. Even though it's fairly cheap, you still get a free place to keep it. I use this for storing it. The packaging would also be nice to wrap up and give as a gift.

Here's the front:


The back:


And the bag:

I got this toy for several reasons: it was waterproof, teal, and 40% off. While I'd been debating on ordering this toy for a while, the sale price pushed me over the edge and I added it to my cart.

I'm not usually a 'bullet girl,' preferring larger, longer toys that can be used at least a bit internally. While this toy didn't wow me, the only bullet I have that does that is my Eden bullet, it did impress me. I don't know if I'll be finding this a better home, but I do really enjoy the quiet vibrations, material, and 'bullet handle' idea.

I am giving this bullet 4 stars. It's made of nice materials, and the design is a step up from the average bullet on the market, but it's a bit buzzy for my taste and I think that some people will wish it had more oomph.