Almost A Home Run

This cute little bat might not give you screaming home runs every single time, but it gets the job done and can easily fit into a pocket or purse. Relatively quiet, waterproof, travel friendly, and cheap. All in all, a great buy.
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Pros
Easily travels, Non-porous, fairly quiet
Cons
One speed, Vibrations might make your fingers itchy
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The tiny size of this little bullet makes it best suited for stimulation of small things like the clit or the nipples, but you could also use it to tease the anal opening, perineum, and anywhere in the penis/sac region as well. It's best for beginners, but even the more advanced users might be able to find a place for this tiny little bat.

Material / Texture

This little guy is made out of plastic, which makes him non-porous and phthalates free. You're not going to get anything extra on stimulation, but the smooth, velvety feel of the material is still pleasing nonetheless. It does have a slight plastic-y scent to it, but only if you're trying to snort it, which I don't recommend doing.

Design / Shape / Size

At 2 3/4" long, this little bat can go anywhere with you. It does have an insertible length of 2 1/4", but it also has a really small diameter of 7/8" and probably won't be very pleasing for most.

It fits easily in the palm of the hand and can tuck away just about anywhere, even in a pocket on most womens jeans, and women, we all know how small those pockets can get. Just make sure it doesn't fall out, because it probably wouldn't take very long to figure out what it is.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This little bullet has one setting, and while it's not the most powerful thing ever, it does pack quite a punch for its tiny size.

To start using, just unscrew the little battery cap at the end and drop in one LR1 battery, pointy side down. Then screw the battery cap back on and press the little button.

For noise, it's on par with a really loud cell phone. You'll probably be safe underneath a blanket with a closed door, but you might want to turn on the TV or radio just in case. For the vibrations, well, they can make your hand go numb with their medium pitched buzziness. Maybe not buzzy perse, but somewhere between buzzy and rumbly. These are the kind of vibrations that cause itchy fingers, if that's something you really can't stand.

It's advertised as being waterproof, and holds up to that claim as far as I can tell. I've submerged it, and it came out buzzing.

Care and Maintenance

Since this little guy is made of plastic, care is pretty easy. Wash in warm water with antibacterial soap, wipe down with isopropyl alcohol, or clean with your favorite toy cleaner. No matter how you do it, make sure that the battery cap is on tightly before getting anywhere near water.

You can use any kind of body safe lube you want with this little guy, although you'll probably only need it if you want the extra sensation.

For storage, well, he's not a lint magnet by any means, but I would still take care to not leave him somewhere like, the bottom of a purse. If you're keeping him in your underwear drawer, you probably won't need any kind of covering. No matter where you store him, you should take the battery out between uses.

Packaging

Packaging was very minimalistic in a good way. There was a clamshell style package that held the bat, its battery, and a little insert that gives you directions for use and how to install the battery. It's certainly not the worst thing you could give a gift in, and you could keep it for storage, although it's really not necessary.

Experience

I like this little guy more as a solo toy, since putting it between us ended up being pretty uncomfortable, mainly due to the fact that this is a hard plastic. Not everybody will find it uncomfortable, but some might. The few times it does come out during 'us' time is for nipple play.

It does the trick every time I've used it, and out of the 25 minutes or so it's run the batteries haven't diminished any, at least as far as I can tell. Overall, for the price, I really don't think you could go wrong.
Follow-up commentary
I used it for a while, and then it sat and sat and sat. I still think it's a cute purchase, and it still turns on after all this time, but I just don't use it anymore.
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  • Contributor: MuffysPinguLove
    This bullet sounds like a steal for $7.99. Great review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    It definitely is, thank you
  • Contributor: kck
    Great review! It's so cute!
    (Also, I love your hair )
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Aww thanks kck
  • Contributor: seaofneptune
    That's a really cute bullet, I have a bullet toy which I love and only for solo play. If my partner and I use it, we just use it to tease each other, not between us - because I can see how that would be uncomfortable.
  • Contributor: Annemarie
    In your video, it sounds way louder than 2 bees. More like 3 or 4. Is that just my volume settings/the video?

    Great review, as always.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks seaofneptune

    Annemarie, a lot of it is the video. In person I would be comfortable using this with the door closed and a light blanket with no other background noise. I could see giving it 3 bees, but it does sound louder on the video than in person, at least to me, lol. And thanks for reading
  • Contributor: Sammi
    This is pretty cute - I love the color
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks Sammi
  • Contributor: Lady Venus
    It's definitely a great bullet for the price!
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Indeed!
  • Contributor: Daniel & Brittany
    Excellent review
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: lemony
    Excellent review, thank you
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    You're quite welcome
  • Contributor: SMichelle
    Thanks for the excellent review.
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Thanks for reading.
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Wonderful review, as always! Thanks so much for being so thorough!
  • Contributor: Thomas90
    Fantastic review!
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