The ultimate couples kit - vibrator kit discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

Maybe not ULTIMATE, BUT, it still is a very nice kit for couples. It has much more for females and mutual stimulation though. Especially if you are a guy, who does not like vibration...you won't get much out of this kit that is just for your pleasure alone. It does come with four bullets. They have three different shaped attachments, a set of nipple clamps, and a dual stimulation cock ring that all attach to the vibrating bullets. With controls that can be used independently, you can use all the bullets or just a few. The vibrations are VERY powerful, but also loud. There is a lot of variation and patterns to choose from. You can have some fun with your partner while exploring this kit, just don't get tangled in all the cords!

The majority of the hardware for the Ultimate Couples Kit is a hard purple plastic. The attachments have rubber heads and the cock ring is entirely made of rubber. It smells bad, but only if you really put your nose up to it and it decreased with time and washing. The rubber of the cock ring is softer and more flexible, but not stretch much at all. Rubber is very porous so keep this in mind if you were planning on sharing. Condom use is difficult, however still recommended for safe sharing.

There are four bullets that are wired in pairs of two. They are mid-range size (a little over 2" long) ans kind of look like pill capsules. The wires that attach to them are SUPER long and can get tangled up pretty easily. The bullets have grooves in them that allow for the different attachments to be added. All of them have a small topper and a ribbed shaft that add onto the bullets. They are ( I gave them names for reference):

1. G-spot topper: It is shaped like the curved end of a finger and makes the bullet 3 1/2" and is less than an inch wide.

2. Antenna topper: The very top has two little antenna like bunny ears, but more rigid. It makes the bullet 3 1/2" long and less than 3/4" wide.

3. Studded Cup topper: There is a hallow bowl like shape at the top that is large enough to hold a ping pong ball in it. Inside are rows of raised studs. It makes the bullet 3 1/2" long and almost 2" wide. It is the largest of the attachments.

4. Nipple Clamps: There are a set of them. They have a spring that controls the tightness with a screw dial. They crimp like a clothes pin and have rubber covered ends for increased comfort. Because of the bullets, they act like weighted clamps.

5. The Cock Ring: This is not a topper but it is an attachment. The cock ring is thick and has a protruding ball at the top and bottom. On top of both are three flexible prongs. In both protruding ball, there is a hole for the bullets to go in to make it vibrate.

The controller is large and has a matte texture for less slipping. It fills up most of the palm of my hand and is also heavy since it takes 4 AA batteries. It has two holes for the bullets, so that all four can be used at once. There are four buttons. they control the up and down vibrations of the the sets of bullets. There are also LED lights that help with knowing where you are in the vibration patterns.

I wouldn't say that any part of this is really discreet. It for sure looks interesting though. The silver shine and the matte silver contrasted by the purple looks very futuristic! The kit is pretty big, but it comes with a cool tin for traveling if you travel heavy.

The Ultimate Couples Kit has the vibrating controls called the Venus Vamp 10 x 10. I don't know about the Venus Vamp part but it really is 10 x 10 vibrations. Not all the bullets are controlled separately, just the pairs. Since it is 10 x10, there are 100 different combinations of programmed stimulation that you can choose from. They are really intense! From the get-go this vibrator is LOUD! Probably due to the fact that at any given point, you have at least two bullets going at once.

1. Vibration 1: A steady already strong level of vibration. I could already clitorally finish from this!

2. Vibration 2: Steady very strong level of vibration. HOLY CRAP! Seriously, the jump from 1 to 2 is huge! I'm scared to go to three...

3. Vibration 3: Steady intense level of vibration.

4. Pulsate: A fast pulsing of vibration on about level 2 vibration.

5. Surge: An alternation between a short pulse of level 2 vibration and a long pulse of level 3 vibration.

6. Intra Surge: Same thing as 5 except there are two pulses of 2 before the long pulse of level 3 vibration. I loved this one a lot!

7. Intermittent: Pulses of escalating power that start below level 1 vibration and go to level 3. This might be best for those who are sensitive.

8. Escalation: A fluttering steady escalation from level 1 to level 2. Then two pulses of level 2 which leads to a fluttering higher escalation to two pulses of level 3. it sounds like a car revving up!

9. Roller Coaster: A fast escalation from 1 to 3, two pulses of 3, and then a deescalation back down.

10. Gradient Burst: A pulse of 1, 2, 3 and then an escalation from 1 to 3

To care for the Ultimate Couples Kit you can clean it with a damp cloth and toy cleaner. The bullets are not waterproof so be careful of that. The attachments and the bullets themselves, can get globed up with lube and juices between the groves which can be a pain to clean. The cock ring can be washed with warm water and soap. You can use water or silicone based with the kit. When you are all done playing, I suggest putting it back in the case it comes in since the cords can get all bunched up.

The packaging is pretty nice for what it is. All the pieces are neatly placed in a plastic tray which is inside a metal tin box that has nothing on the outside of it which makes it discreet. The plastic tray also lifts up and all the cords can be stored under there. Unfortunately the instructions included are generic and the only ones that tell you the speeds and other info are printed on the cardboard box sleeve. This can be removed, but it does not fit inside the box. If you want to make it discreet and keep the info, you can just cut it down to a size that will fit inside the box. It does make a nice gift for an adventurous couple.

The power of the bullets is so intense! I thought I was going to wake the neighbors with my thralls of passion. We loved that we could share the bullets and use them on each other. The g-spot attachment is actually too small to do anything for the g-spot, but it does work well for pinpointing the clit or the area right below the head on the underside of the penis. The antennae attachment was not that great because the material is too hard to really vibrate the top piece. It felt like the regular bullets. The [Studded Cup topper| g-spot attachment] was a bit difficult to use as well, but we got creative. It isn't shaped correctly to go on top pf a breast, but it did fit on top of my partner's penis (at the head). Of you put lube inside of it, you can also twist it for a textured sensation.

The nipple clamps were my first experience in vibrating clamps. They were the winner for this kit! I absolutely loved the way they felt clamped on my nipples and since I could adjust them, I was able to make them not hurt too much. Adding the vibration was a whole new experience and it felt awesome! I could not handle all of the vibration modes however. I guess I will have to work up to that.

The cock ring worked so much better than expected. Since the rubber barely stretches, it totally did not look like it was going to fit my partner's thick member. We lubed it up with slick silicone lubricant and it slid with little resistance all the way down the base of his member. I attached the bullets and played with the vibrations a bit to make sure he could handle them. They are far enough away from the actual ring, that they were pleasurable not painful for him. Within a minute his head had tripled in size and he was throbbing with pleasure. I couldn't wait to hop on. his increased size was amazing and the vibrating clitoral pieces were awesome! I was concerned they would be bulky but they totally were not. This helped us have a orgasms together. Taking it off was a bit of struggle though. He had to let blood flow out before pulling it over his sensitive head. Other than that, the experience was perfect.

I fully recommend this for adventurous couples. You can use the pieces in so many different ways! I give it four stars because of the smell and material.