Joanna Angel's bad ass G-bullet - bullet discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Kayla

Joanna Angel's Bad Ass G-Bullet is a neat change-up on the traditional bullet vibrator. It's a battery-operated (two AA), waterproof g-spot bullet with a "punk" design. It's made from plastic, and it features regular modes and patterned vibrations as well. The bullet is about four inches long with about a diameter of 3/4 inch.

The packaging for this bullet is pretty plain. It comes in regular blister-pack packaging that shows off the toy through the see-through front. The packaging is really cute with a pink and black theme, and it also does talk about the toy's aspects on the packaging as well. It shows a picture of Joanna Angel, but it isn't an explicit picture. It just is really cute packaging - even if it is plain. It is pretty large compared to the bullet, though, so I wouldn't keep this around for storage.

The neat aspect of the Joanna Angel's Bad G-Bullet is the design. My favorite aspect is the paint. You know that "Crackle" nail polish that is really popular right now? Imagine that - on your sex toy. You can definitely feel the texture of the crackle on the toy, and the desig is all over the remote and bullet. It actually makes things easier to hold. Despite attempting to scratch it off with my fingernails, I still haven't been able to get the paint off, either, so it seems like the finish they used works fantastically on it.

The packaging specifically states that this bullet was created to be easier to use than other bullets like it because of the longer length. It also includes 7 different fuctions of vibrations. However, I still didn't have much luck with this vibrator and my g-spot. While it is four inches long which is much longer than the average bullet, I still don't know if four inches will be enough for the majority of women to use by themselves. Four inches is still about the size of a finger. If you have a partner helping you out, though, the awkward-positioning becomes much more natural, and you may not have any issue hitting the g-spot with this Bad Ass G-bullet.

The bullet is controlled by two AA batteries. You can unscrew the base of the vibrator's remote in order to insert the batteries. There's a little plus/minus guide to make it easier. It's very easy to insert and remove the batteries, and I've had no issues with it.

The Joanna Angel's Bad Ass G-Bullet includes some interesting controls and patterns. There are seven different functions to it. There's a dedicated on/off button, and once the toy is on, you use the function button to change between the different speeds and settings. There is one steady vibration setting and six other patterned modes. It's actually neat because the patterned modes aren't like any other patterened ones I've seen; they're very unique. For example, one of the modes is a steady-type mode, but instead of staying steady, it stays for about ten seconds on low, goes for ten seconds to medium, and ten seconds to high, and back down again. The neat patterns actually end up being much more pleasurable than the standard patterns you find on bullets, and it makes the toy much more appealing.

The vibrations are pretty darned strong. They are deep and rumbly instead of being surface, buzzy vibrations. They are, unfortunately, a bit loud. You can definitely hear them in the same room, and depending on how quiet your house is, you can hear them through a closed door. This is something to keep in mind when purchasing this bullet. The vibrations travel well throughout the bullet, though, and you'll definitely get some intense pleasure from this one. Is it Hitachi-strong? No. Is it wand-vibrator strong? No. Is it a lot stronger than most average bullets? Hell yeah.

Cleaning this bullet is easy as it is waterproof. You just have to use warm water and antibacterial soap to wipe it down. The bullet is small enough to fit into a condom for sterilization. It can be used with all types of lubricant as well.

The Joanna's Bad Ass G-Bullet works best as a clitoral vibrator or as a vibrator for use with a partner. It just doesn't hit the g-spot all that well without a partner's help. If you have a partner, know this bullet would work for the g-spot, or just want a strong clitoral vibrator, this one is definitely worth looking into though.