"This isn't for you, it's for your Bean!" -The Ugly Truth.

The "Bliss" by Bswish is a great clitoral vibrator; especially for those who enjoy pin-point stimulation of the clitoris and labia and perhaps even a little towards the vaginal opening. With its unique shape, comfortable size and strong vibrations, I think that a lot of ladies would like this toy. It's great to use in bed, in the bathtub, and maybe even on vacation. I found this vibe to be really fun to play with, not just on your clit but on nipples and anywhere else you want to pinpoint. It's strong, probably about the same as a Lelo Siri (if you have one to compare to) except the shape makes the experience completely different. It's rechargeable, which makes it eco-friendly, it's discreet in size and weight, and it isn't very loud at all. I also doubt that it would get into the way of intercourse, if one wanted to use it that way. I, for one, am happy with this toy and am glad to give it a home in my collection.

The toy is hard all over--it's not squishy at all. However, it is a plastic coated in a soft, velvety silicone. There's very little drag associated with this material, and it's pleasurable to the touch. Upon opening the package I found no offensive smell, it really just smelled of new plastic, and not very strongly at that. I had to put the toy under my nose to sense this. As for taste, it has a strong plastic flavor, almost like a balloon when you're blowing it up, just about ten times stronger. Looking at it, it looks dull, that is to say, it's not glossy/shiny, it's matte/opaque in color, which matches its velvety texture.

As for the overall design and shape of this product... I adore it. The shape is almost like a claw, meant to mimic the shape of your finger when your are pushing a button/rubbing something with one finger--which is my discreet way of saying "masturbating". The toy is designed to be an extension of your finger when you masturbate, like a surrogate or an upgrade.

As far as clitoral massagers go, it is larger than most I've encountered. It's longer than the LELO Siri by about a half inch, and wider, and it's double the size of the Leaf Life or Fresh. It's about the size of an elongated laptop mouse, honestly. So, it's about 4 1/4 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, and since it has a bit of a triangular shape, its little "belly" sticks out by about another inch, so I hope that helps you imagine the true size.

At first glance and perhaps from afar, is this toy were left out, it doesn't "scream" sex toy, but it is a questionable little thing. I've seen pictures where the toy has been posed to look like a computer mouse, and it does look like one, but there's no way to make it balance in that position effectively. Turning it right way up, so the logo is in the correct position, it looks a lot like a little whale from the side--like a pink and black (or pink and white) killer whale.

If one wanted to travel with this toy, I don't see a problem, though the on/off control buttons do not lock. I highly doubt it would start buzzing in a suitcase very easily as both buttons need be pushed. Hiding it is pretty easy. If you can hide a mini can of coke, you can hide this toy.

The controls are really easy to learn: there are two buttons. The one on the bottom is the on/off switch. The one on top is pressed to increase the power of vibrations and to cycle through the patterns. There are 3 speeds and 6 patterns. The toy starts at it's lowest vibration setting, and pressing the top button raises the power level and the pattern intensity/speed. The first three patterns are a steady vibration in order from low to high strength, pattern number 4 is and escalating pulsing vibration, pattern number 5 is also a pulsating vibration but it's more intense, and pattern number 6 is harder to describe, its three light pulses and then one longer one, which repeats.

The controls are pretty easy to use during pleasure time, one can push the "nose" or point of the toy inside and move the thumb to the buttons to change the vibration. However, it IS still possible to drop the toy or have trouble reaching the buttons if your hand is very large or very small. This toy is one of the louder massagers I have, but not nearly as loud as my cheap-o bullet. It's a step louder than the Lelo Siri, the toy feels loud when it's in your hand, but if left on the highest vibration setting and left on a bed 10 feet from a closed door, one cannot hear it past the door. At the VERY most, you might hear a soft 'hum' and nothing more, whereas the Siri would not be heard at all. This toy is waterproof, and it performed perfectly underwater--exactly the same as it does above water with little or no difference. The sound waves are different in the water, but not the performance.

This toy is super easy to take care of: there's one long, thin seam all the way around the toy--it's basically a "double seam" that follows the line around the toy. It is not noticeable during play. Since the material is non porous and that seam is easy to care for, all you need is a non-silicone soap and warm water or toy cleaner. So, pretty easy in my opinion.

Storage is a cinch (literally) with the included drawstring bag. Having the baggy (which is made out of the same material as those "silky" hoodies from Under Armor), makes things super easy. Just toss it in the bag with the charger, cinch it up and tuck it away in a drawer or wherever you keep your toys.

Due to the toy being made from silicone, and it having its own baggy, I wouldn't recommend storing it with any other toy of a similar nature. In my opinion: If it comes with a baggy, use the baggy. Again, DO NOT use a silicone based lube--it will RUIN the texture of the toy. Permanently.

The packaging was pretty standard, but nice. A box with a sexy, but dressed, lady is on the front, and on the back is an image of the toy and information about it. Open up the flap at the top, and pull out the mold and voila, there is your toy. Included is a DC charger, User Manual and Warranty. If you're going to give this toy as a gift, I suggest making sure that the person is used to having toys, or in a slightly more private setting. I wouldn't keep the box as storage, to me, it's the sort of thing you throw away, though it is of fair quality.
However, the toy would make a nice gift. I wish I got sex toys as gifts!

So, all in all, I think that this is a great toy.

So after ceremoniously groping my toy from every direction, I decided it was time to try it out. Usually I would wash it off before using it, but this time, I was so excited, I literally went diving straight in, head first.

The toy fit easily in my hand, and since I'm used to holding things at the base and pointing them at me, this was a new experience. Since the toy is hard and pointy, I went straight to work, trying all the different patterns on my self and experimenting with moving the toy this way or that, jiggling it and rotating. I found it pretty fun, and the orgasm was very nice, strong and long-lasting, and pleasantly exhausting.

When I was done I went to wash it with warm water and soap, inspecting the label for glycerin and silicone (yes I've seen it in soaps, no idea if it's the same kind that will ruin your toys, but still! Beware!). I tested the waterproofness of the toy, turning it on and feeling the vibes with my hand, dried it and put it away in its pouch. I already can't wait for next time!