Roulette All on red - textured classic vibrator discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Shoreofmysubconscious

All on Red is easily in the top five of my favorite vibrators, and the majority of that has to do with the fact that it pairs amazing vibration power with very low noise levels. No one likes a vibrator that can be heard through walls, yet provides very little strength in its vibrations. It would be my toy of choice to take along on trips where being discreet was necessary! The multi-speed option makes it an excellent choice for individuals who can't handle strong vibrations for long periods of time. While intended as a vaginal toy, it's just as capable of being used for clitoral stimulation, nipple stimulation, and over-all body stimulation for yourself or a partner.

The toy is the perfect balance of sleek and textured, noise-level and power, and the size isn't too intimidating for someone with little experience with vibrators.

All on Red is made of silicone and plastic. The shaft of the toy is hypo-allergenic, nonporous, phthalates free and latex free. Some may find that the toy creates too much friction due to the surface finish of the silicone, but if you're properly aroused or use a lubricant then it shouldn't create an issue for you at all.

There's no overwhelming scent to it like you get with other toys, which is a huge bonus for people like myself who get headaches from strong scents.

The texture is the perfect balance between smooth and ridged. It's got just enough going on to keep things from getting boring.

The only two cons for me concerning the material/texture design of the vibrator are that the silicone isn't soft enough for me to use vaginally (but this is more of a personal preference thing), and that the toy does tend to collect the fuzzies from your clothes/blankets/any other fabric you let it come into contact with.

The design of the toy is very aesthetically pleasing, and not at all overwhelming. With only 5" of the toy available for being inserted out of a total 7 3/4" length, it's nowhere near a behemoth of a toy. Though I will say that the girth of the toy may be too much for some (it's 5" at its widest point), especially if you've never used a toy before.

I do love the swirled texture around the body and head of the toy. It feels great when rubbed over my clit, and keeps the toy from getting too boring as other smooth toys do after a time. The texture isn't overwhelming either.

Also, the base of the toy that you remove to insert the batteries locks into place, which is very nice. No worries about batteries falling out of place in mid-use. This also provides a watertight seal (Yay! Gotta love the waterproof toys).

A personal con for this toy is that while the silicone isn't unyielding and I can handle the girth just fine, it's not as soft as a jelly-textured dildo or a "realistic" dildo, so I find it too uncomfortable for extended vaginal use.

The vibrations of the toy are the strongest at the head, but they do shake the rest of the toy very well. They're not too powerful around the base of the toy, but that doesn't seem like an issue if you're using it for clitoral/nipple stimulation.

The speed control wheel of the toy goes in one direction only, making it very simple to turn on and off. It gradually causes the vibrations to get more and more powerful as you turn it. The power of the vibrations ranges from very gentle (idea for teasing yourself or a partner) on up to very intense/hand numbing. The noise on the highest setting is obvious if you're in the room, but can easily be covered with blankets/music/running shower/a closed bedroom door.

When I used the toy in my shower, it worked like a dream. No water reached the batteries, and it just kept right on working even when I had the spray of water directly pointed at my vagina.

Clean up with this toy is very simple. I usually go the warm water and antibacterial soap route, but you can also use toy cleaners. Because the toy tends to gather up every single bit of lint or whatever else may be floating about your home, I'd use any lint free cloth after washing it or simply allow the toy to dry via air.

As always, remove the batteries from the toy when you store it to prevent corrosion. During travel you should keep that batteries out too, as the speed wheel has no lock so if you leave the batteries in it there is a chance that it will be jostled and turn on in your bag.

Water based lubricants work the best with this toy.

Storage is very simple. The vibrator comes in a very neat package from Evolved, and it's perfect for keeping the toy in. If you don't want to use the packaging, just make sure you keep it somewhere that's lint/dust free or you will have a dirty toy in all the wrong ways.

The packaging for this toy is very neat and tasteful. It's clearly labeled that the toy is a product of Europe. The case is made of clear, hard plastic. The lid can be removed completely, and it's closed again with two metal clasps which makes it a very secure storage for the toy.

No instructions were provided aside from the type of batteries required, but the design of the toy is very straightforward so figuring out how to work it isn't a challenge at all.

I love this toy. Absolutely. Aside from the fact that it picks up lint like it's going out of style, I give it a solid A on the grading scale. Perfect combination of vibration power vs. noise level, and the size is just right.