Waterproof remote egg - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by BBW Talks Toys

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Buzz Buzz little Pussy!

Oh, the dreaded half star. I give this a 3.5, but because for me, because the weight of the cons is far heavier than the weight of the pros, I'm only giving this a 3. I think if Cal Ex made this a smeeeeeeeeeeeeedge shorter and gave it an On/Off switch, it would bump up easily to 4. Maybe 4.5. Too bad Mr. Egg.
Published:
Pros:
Nice vibrations. Plenty of patterns. AMAZING range.
Cons:
A little too long to rest at G-spot. No On/Off switch. A little loud in more discreet settings.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

If you've ever seen the movie, The Ugly Truth, you'll understand why I was intrigued by a remote controlled toy. While this is a slightly different concept than the vibrating panties that Katherine Heigl wears, the basic concept is the same. You're wearing a toy, someone else has the controls!

This can be used internally for vaginal stimulation. This can also, if it's comfortable for you, be situated on your clitoris. You can wear this on the clit during sex too and not have to worry about your egg being tied to a remote control, offering you freedom with positions and erogenous zones that a corded toy may not provide. You can certainly use this for anal stimulation if you promise not to insert this. There's not really a retrieval cord, nor a flared base that would prevent this from getting lost in your rectum. Slightly less embarrassing than a hamster or a banana up there, but not much less. You can also tease the nipples, penis, perineum, testicles. If it sits correctly with your anatomy, this will stimulate your G-spot too!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

This egg is made of ABS plastic. The plastic seems to me that if it were dropped it could crack easily. It's definitely not the most thickest, hardest plastic I've come across with my toys and I would have liked it to be thicker, sturdier. The whole egg is smooth and without any kind of texture.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This egg is a bright pink egg that's about 3-4 inches long. It's longer than I would have liked it to be because it made it hard to hold in and my kegels definitely got a workout the day I took it out! As much as I tried, I couldn't get it to get near my G-spot. However, if yours is less hidden you might get that lovely sensation! Personally, I'd love to see one of these shaped like an "L" that was waterproof and remote controlled. Now that would be an amazing wireless bullet. As long as you don't have to go through any metal detectors, this is perfectly discreet. The remote fits easily in your pocket and even if you needed to carry the toy in your pocket, this would be fantastic.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Here are where my issues arise. It's a strong little bullet and it has 10 amazing vibration levels and patterns; but... there always have to be a but... The remote has no dedicated On/Off button. This was extremely unpleasant when I was out. Since it was already difficult to hold in, when I got to the point that I'd had enough, I had to (or My Mr had to) cycle through all the patterns, which is greatly annoying and slightly irritating for the vagina.

There are still positives for this buddy though. If you can handle the size and having to cycle through, there are some great features. First, range. Oh. My. Goodness! I tested it one night at home. My Mr in the basement, me two stories above him in our bedroom. No problem! We also tested it on our way out. He was at the car, I was inside getting my keys. He turned it on and Wham! Suddenly I'm vibrating. It has a long wire that sticks out of it that definitely picks up the signal! Second, batteries. Yes, the remote takes an N battery (bummer) but the egg takes 2-AAAs. This is nice because you're only having to replace one set of battery in the "pricey" level. It comes with two sets of batteries and as long as you take them out when not in use, you can get several sessions out of one set of batteries. Third, sound. Now if you're sitting next to someone in a pin-drop quiet setting, or if you don't have this fully inserted, you can hear this. Yes, even when it's buried inside you. However, if there's a TV going, people chatting, and especially if you're at a club, NO ONE will know what is happening in your panties. Perfect discreet toy if you're out with friends. And if you have the kinds of friends that you can do this with, you can even pass the remote around and make a game of trying to guess who has the remote!

I didn't test this in water. Suffice it to say that even with a nice rubber O ring around the battery compartment, just my juices and my lube were a little too much for this toy and I ended up having to clean the little grooves. Not my idea of an easy clean up since the inside is definitely not waterproof! So if cleaning out the grooves of your toy is not your idea of fun, wrap this baby in a condom so you don't have to get toothpicks. Live and learn, I guess.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

One thing that's nice about the ABS plastic is that it's compatible with any lubricant you prefer. Grape seed oil? No problem. Silicone? No problem. Water-based? Definitely no problem.

Washing the outside with warm water and soap or toy cleaner should do the basic job. As stated above, clean up can be a bitch if you don't decide to cover this up with a condom. Otherwise, maintenance is a breeze. I wouldn't trust this to be sterilized with a bleach solution, even if washed thoroughly, because of the grooves. A condom is your best bet if you want to share and keep nasty chemicals out of your own girly bits!

To reiterate about batteries, take them out when this toy isn't being used. The egg, with batteries in it is "waiting" for a signal, so even when not in use, it's on, draining the batteries. I store my egg and the remote and extra batteries in the box it came in.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Experience

The fantasy of being at My Mr's whim while he holds the controls of a vibrator has been one long fantasized about. We went out to run errands as a family. Except we had a dirty secret between us. I felt incredibly naughty when he would literally turn me on! We lingered in corners, and had a lot of fun with this. I was a bit frustrated when he couldn't get to "off" fast enough and since it didn't hit my G-spot at all, the naughtiness I felt mostly had to do with not being knowing we were being sexual and no one in the world knew it! I was able to wear this for about 3 hours before I got too uncomfortable.
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Comments
  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review!
  • ToyTimeTim
    I think that a toy like this would benefit greatly with the on/off switch. It would make it a lot more fun to use, for sure.
  • BBW Talks Toys
    Ah, thank you! There is a comparative video coming up within the month, but I didn't want to give it away with the "Similar Items" so I left those out. I just have to find the time to appropriately test it.
  • buzzvibe
    Great review! Ditto on the on/off switch front, especially for a wireless bullet.
  • BBW Talks Toys
    Okay, I have to edit the last paragraph but I don't have time before I have to leave, but the sentence is supposed to read:

    "I was a bit frustrated when he couldn't get to "off" fast enough and since it didn't hit my G-spot at all, the naughtiness I felt mostly had to do with knowing we were being sexual and no one in the world knew it!"
  • Jobthingy
    You would think an on/off switch would be a no-brainer for something wireless. *facepalms*
  • BBW Talks Toys
    Right? Oh well. I have another one that has a dedicated switch. We'll see how that goes. Haven't really tested it yet.
  • sbon
    Great review
  • Kayla
    You know that EF does sell the exact same product that was used in the Ugly Truth? [https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/strap-on-vibrators/astrea-2]

    Good review.
  • BBW Talks Toys
    Yes I did know that, but the panties are a little small for my womanly hips!
  • Redboxbaby
    Awesome review. I love the idea of a remote controlled wireless bullet, but an on/off button is a must.
  • BBW Talks Toys
    That one does actually have a on/off. I discovered it when I was messing with it for the video (you should have seen the video where I discovered it!). Just hold the button down for 2 seconds and it turns off!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Great review! Glad you found the on/off switch!
  • darkkitty
    Thank you!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    thank you
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