Waterproof remote egg - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by wastedseamen

Worthless Remote Egg

This item was without a doubt disappointing. If it could be redesigned to have more power and multiple speeds it would be an excellent item to have.
Weak, only one speed.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I have one word that describes this toy the best... Weak. I have wanted a remote egg for a long time and I finally broke down and ordered one. When I received this toy in the mail I immediately put the batteries in it and was undressed and ready to try it out. I knew that being wireless and compact it wouldn't have a huge motor in it and vibrate the world away but it was so weak it was nearly unnoticeable. This toy was a little more fun when we used it vaginally but the large size made it uncomfortable when inside her. It was fun to have the remote and surprise her by turning it on when she climaxed while i was eating her out.

I have been a fan of wireless eggs since I started using toys. Now I know to stick to the eggs with big batteries and a cord coming out of it to a remote. This egg has only one speed as well. It has like 10 functions from short pulses to a steady vibrating but not one of the 10 functions seemed very fun at all.

I like to stick my vibrating eggs in a condom and slip them inside my ass. Retrieval of the toy may scare alot of people who think what if the cord breaks away trying to pull it out. But if you put it in a condom you can pull on the condom and the cord evenly and the toy comes out very easily without worry of losing the toy inside you. With this wireless toy it is a large egg so it was hard to stick in my ass but when I did I couldn't wait to hit the vibrate button cause this was going to be fun. Once i turned it on I thought my cell phone was vibrating it was so weak. Retrieval of this toy was easy cause the small antenna cord and the condom I put it in.
A specific tip for how this toy works best is to keep it on the shelf for sale at the toy store.
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  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I laughed out loud at your experience. Sorry this was a dud. It does seem a bit unwieldy for a smaller/discreet toy. I hope there is a wireless one out there that works better for you.

    I've also used a toy with many functions where none of them seemed to do a whole lot of anything. Such a shame isn't it?
  • Victoria
    Wow - sorry to hear that it was so weak! It looks like it could be a pretty cool addition to a collection, it sucks that it doesn't live up to the potential. Thanks for the review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Wow this toy is an epic FAIL! Good review!
  • Epiphora
    LOL, the experience section made me laugh a lot.
  • LavenderSkies
    Thanks for the review!
  • Valentinka
    Thanks for your review!
  • krisvida
    Thanks a lot!
  • Eucaly
    Thanks for writing this!
  • darkkitty
    Nice review!
  • Breas
    Thank you for the review, im sorry it was such a dissapointing experience for you!
  • Melissa Smith
    I was looking forward to this
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • emilia
  • samanthalynn
    great review
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