Waterproof remote egg - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by AkAMew

Its kinda iffy.

This toy, used in the right ways, is an okay and effective toy. But I wouldn't recommend going out with it, as it is loud and at times uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
While this little guy has some 'verve', the size and noise bring down the value. You have to get it just right and have to spend most of your time setting or squirming to really feel it. As I've never really been a fan of egg shaped toys, I don't much care for this one. The length feels off and I kept getting nervous about the wires coming out of the end. It is also rather loud, so if you plan on going out with it be prepared for some strange looks or go somewhere with lots of noise.

Using this toy was my boyfriend's idea, he thought it would be fun to tease me while out and we were both really excited about it. We waited (foolishly) until we were in the store before turning it on. Honestly, the noise jumped a woman standing near us; that was strike one. After a few seconds, I tried to enjoy the feeling. But you really have to be standing just right, setting or have your legs crossed for it to really have much of an effect. And the remote, don't even get me started there, I despise remotes with one button.

It does have a ring around the top of the threads, so it seems to hold up to its waterproof claim. The best part about it is the vibe itself, it is strong without knocking you off your feet. It could be better, but it could also be worse. When used *ahem* externally, it can be rather nice and the patterns of the vibration are a good thing. We are happy with the fact that it is cordless which really does allow you some range of motion when in public if you wish. The range between the egg and the remote isn't HUGE, but it does give you some distance to tease your partner with by randomly changing the mode.

Overall, I wouldn't say that the toy is worth it, it feels mildly broken. It could have definitely been made better and more effective. If you really want it or in a pinch, go for it; its good for external use, but not so much for internal.
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My Waterproof remote egg tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Beginner
    • Can be worn under clothing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
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  • SMichelle
    The idea of a vibrator that you could use in public seems like a really hot idea -- sorry to hear that this isn't it.

    Could you tell me more about the material that this is made out of?
  • married with children
    welcome to eden, thanks for sharing. This looks so cheap. I will have to pass on trying it.
  • blacklodge
    That doesn't sound very fun at all. I hate loud toys.
  • Tagmstr
    Thanks for the review. And I'm with halfdry, hate loud toys!
  • Ryuson
    For something that seems meant to be worn in public, this sounds way too loud! Thanks for the review and welcome to Eden! Have you considered the mentor program?
  • K101
    Nice review! After recently wasting money on a panty vibe like this that was expensive, I'll gladly pass! Thanks for including info on this. I had a lot of similar problems with mine too. Major disappointment!

    PS. The mentor program that Ryuson mentioned can be found by giong to your assignment cart, there's a list on the left side I believe and you'll see info on the mentor program. It's a nice thing to get involved in as you will learn all kinds of things about reviewing, getting around the site, etc. It's super helpful and it's simple. You can go through pages of mentors with their description and find the one that fits you best, request them. They'll just be there to help you, give advice and answer questions. After a few reviews, you'll graduate! It's just a suggestion though. You already have a great start here! I enjoyed reading about this and learned I should probably steer clear of all remote vibes for now.

    Looking forward to seeing more reviews from ya
  • Silverdrop
    I just got this remote egg, and it's fairly quiet. At least I think so.. it's hard to tell when it's inside you, since you both feel and hear the toy. I'm waiting for my bf to visit before giving it a real test, and for him to see what he hears.

    Thanks for the review, and welcome!
  • Cherry21
    great first review!!
  • Kate
    You mentioned that the length was off, what're the measurements on this one? Can the seam around the top part be felt when it's used internally? What's is this toy made of? How do you clean it? What's the range on this one? What kind of batteries does it take? What're the different functions like? Did you have a favorite function? What kind of lube can you use with this? This sounds like an okay cheaper way to try out a remote control vibe, sorry this one didn't work out for you, I hate loud vibes. Check out the mentor program if you get a chance, it's free, very helpful and a fun way to learn about writing reviews! Thanks for posting this review and welcome to EF!
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