Waterproof remote egg - egg discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by AkAMew

While this little guy has some 'verve', the size and noise bring down the value. You have to get it just right and have to spend most of your time setting or squirming to really feel it. As I've never really been a fan of egg shaped toys, I don't much care for this one. The length feels off and I kept getting nervous about the wires coming out of the end. It is also rather loud, so if you plan on going out with it be prepared for some strange looks or go somewhere with lots of noise.

Using this toy was my boyfriend's idea, he thought it would be fun to tease me while out and we were both really excited about it. We waited (foolishly) until we were in the store before turning it on. Honestly, the noise jumped a woman standing near us; that was strike one. After a few seconds, I tried to enjoy the feeling. But you really have to be standing just right, setting or have your legs crossed for it to really have much of an effect. And the remote, don't even get me started there, I despise remotes with one button.


It does have a ring around the top of the threads, so it seems to hold up to its waterproof claim. The best part about it is the vibe itself, it is strong without knocking you off your feet. It could be better, but it could also be worse. When used *ahem* externally, it can be rather nice and the patterns of the vibration are a good thing. We are happy with the fact that it is cordless which really does allow you some range of motion when in public if you wish. The range between the egg and the remote isn't HUGE, but it does give you some distance to tease your partner with by randomly changing the mode.

Overall, I wouldn't say that the toy is worth it, it feels mildly broken. It could have definitely been made better and more effective. If you really want it or in a pinch, go for it; its good for external use, but not so much for internal.