Cute but Stupid

This was a fun toy, and I have very few complaints. I would like to see a different system for controlling the different levels of intensity. Aside from that, I was pretty happy with my experience.
Travel friendly, Well-designed for g-spotting, Considerable power for the price
Light, bothersome odor, No dedicated shut off button
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Cute G is as cute as the name implies. The shape, size and texture are more than enough reason for me to constantly come back to this toy despite the variety of different items available. The vibration is strong enough for a newcomer without being too overwhelming. However, for a veteran, this toy may be lacking in that respect. Admittedly, the Cute G is no slacker in the bedroom, but for those seeking a powerhouse toy, it may be wise to search elsewhere. That being said, the Cute G is designed for easy use and intense g-spot stimulation. It manages to accomplish these two tasks wonderfully, but the bulbous head also fits exceptionally well between the labia for all over stimulation of your most sensitive parts. With a little lube to reduce friction, the Cute G is able to easily slide between internal and external stimulation for the best sensations possible. And the cherry on top...this little baby is waterproof! That’s right ladies - you are officially cleared for bath, shower, pool, and hot tub usage. The Cute G passed a vigorous waterproof test by none other than me (but use this with caution). The Cute G’s multispeed controller is simple but lacks diversity or a dedicated shut off button.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Cute G is made of plastic with a velvet-like texture. The material does have a slight “give” to it which allows it to be bent slightly. However, I would not suggest trying any drastic bends as it would compromise the toys initial structure...or break it...Who knows? Using this toy was a fantastic experience. The toy was curved perfectly for G-spot stimulation, and the aforementioned lack of “give” applies a generous amount of pressure to the g-spot. However, the material seems to retain a smell that I have not been able to get rid of no matter how much I wash it.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

While using the Cute G, I had a rare and precious moment to contemplate the shape and its part in the pleasure that I was experiencing. In the beginning, I was (as usual) so overcome with the happiness of adding a new toy to my goodie drawer and the pleasure that the added diversity would bring to me that I could not fully think about how well-designed the Cute G actually was. Long story short: the Cute G is ready to rock and roll. It has a large, bulbous head that is appropriate for stimulation of the almighty g-spot. For a newcomer or a virgin, the head can be a bit aggressive, but once comfortable with the invasion, the feeling is amazing.
When using it externally, it curves around the natural contours of the body. This makes it easy to use for clitoral stimulation during solo play as well as with a partner in a variety of positions. It is also wide enough that, during eternal use, it is able to stimulate the entire area and maximize the potential of pleasure. Altogether, it is a wonderfully designed product, and to top it off, it's waterproof, pink, and diamond-studded near the twist-off battery compartment.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Cute G's vibrations are located mainly in the large, bulbous head. Thankfully, while at play, you can still feel the vibrations distributed through what I will call the stem (the stretch of plastic between the aforementioned giant head and the screw-off battery compartment). Though there does not seem to be a lot of use for that particular benefit, if you can have it, why would you not want it? The vibrations are more on the "buzz-y" side than on the "rumble-y" side, which for some can be a very good thing. I, on the other hand, just so happen to enjoy the buzz as much as I enjoy toys with deeper rumbling vibrations. Admittedly though, I find that the buzzers tend to be quite a bit louder, and this toy is no exception.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance for the Cute G is no different than for any other toy. All that is really needed is a little warm water and antibacterial soap (and I do stress the term ANTIBACTERIAL - you all know why). For those who have it, toy cleaner will work just as well, but if you haven't purchased any already, I would not necessarily head out to buy it. The basics will work just as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Cute G comes in a see-through sleeve with the words "EdenFantasys" emblazoned across it. There is no potential for storage, and very little can be said about it.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Thanks for your review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review, good job!
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    Great job on the review!
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    No dedicated shut off button O_o
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    thanks for the review
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    I, too, got a kick out of the title! Thanks for the review!
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