Dream-less Noise Maker

First of all, let me note that this was my first rabbit vibrator. I've tried regular vibrators in the past but didn't like them. I thought this would be different. I thought the little rabbit would tickle my clit into ecstasy and all my gushy dreams would cum true. Not so.

I was excited to receive my package and was eager to try it. The packaging was sexy, very girly, and fun to open. Just holding that "beautiful, phthalates-free and latex-free, waterproof toy" in my hand made me yearn for some fun. After some foreplay, my husband turned it on and started to tease my clit with the rabbit but I froze. That horrible battery-operated noise was grating on my nerves. We tried different settings, but there it was, that noise. It was there, just nagging at me. I couldn't relax. I couldn't cum. I was devastated.

Several days passed and I decided to try it again, but there it was, that horrible noise. I just can't get past the noise. I never knew that 4-AAA batteries could scream so loudly. Sure, my clit was tickled but I couldn't cum. The girth was perfect, if you like big cocks, and the multi-functions were fun - rotating, vibrating, pulsating, and escalating, but I couldn't get past the noise. It wasn't like the hum of a bumblebee, it was more like the annoying roar of a blow dryer with fingernails scratching across a chalkboard in the background.

Overall, it has several great features - waterproof, multiple functions and speeds, sturdy storage box, and the opportunity to please the clit and the love canal together. Cleaning was a breeze as we used the "Before and after toy cleaner" on this TPR material, which can be washed with toy cleaner and warm water or mild soap.

It's still too loud, enough that it distracts from reaching my dreams. All I want is a mind-blowing experience and all I get is an earful of noise.