Overall, this is a great toy, and I highly recommend it – but it’s probably not for a first-time user. It’s powerful, big, and may prove to be too much for a beginner. However, it’s still certainly worth the money, even if you feel like you have to work yourself up to a toy like this.
For those saying its vibration is too much, the anal stimulator is less intense than the clit stimulator in my experience, due to its rounded shape. I’ve found it more comfortable and less overwhelming than the other side, so it’s fun for a warm-up.

Due to the toy’s relatively robust build, I’ve also found it better than others for experimenting with different positions.

While I really wish it came in a color other than pink, the material overall was fine, and felt good and soft. The primary issues I found with it relate to the material’s "sticky" texture; it can be difficult to insert sometimes, and requires a bit of lube to get it in (this also has to do with its size, of course). The other was this guy attracts cat hair like a magnet! Just setting in on my sheets for a few moments lands it a couple of stands of hair, and we’re pretty strident in keeping the hair levels in our apartment down. It’s not hard to get the hair off, but it can be kind of annoying.

Definitely on the larger side of the scale. I’ve found it difficult to insert some days. However, it’s not much of an issue with some lube or additional ‘foreplay’. It might be too large for some, though.

Overall, the design is nice and having the dual bullets feels great. The different shapes of the bullets also allows for more variations in positions and play.

Having the vibration/rotation on separate settings was nice. The controls are placed in such a way that they’re easy to readjust without interrupting your pace (or having to stop entirely)
It performs well, and I’ve had no issues with the controls or settings acting oddly.

Easy to clean, but its size can make it take up a lot of space in smaller toy storage containers. Its battery life is extremely long, I found; one of my basic vibes goes through its batteries far faster than this guy does. I replace the batteries every 4-5 months (usually when its grown noticeably slower, rather than when they die), and this guy gets a lot of work.

Was alright, explained the battery case just fine and the like.

As I’ve owned this toy for about 2 ½ years, I feel I should comment on how it ages.
For those complaining of an odd smell, mine had that as well when I first got it. However, the smell went away completely from mine within a month of cleaning and use, so in my experience that is not a long-term issue.
I’ve found the primary bullet (the clit-side one) has developed a rattle at the higher settings as of 2 years of age. This sound is pretty loud and comes and goes; however, resting my thumb or fingers against it silences the sound, so it hasn’t been that annoying so far.
It has also discolored slightly over the years, and is now a slightly yellower pink. Also, recently the hearts that you use as the controls have popped off once or twice. These snap back into place pretty easily, and only come off when pried up; however, they didn’t ever pop off when this guy was new.
It’s aged much better than my other toys, and shows little signs of its age performance wise.

A lot of fun. It's easy to try and experiment with new positions with this guy. While its noise level is certainly an issue, I found a blanket smothers the sound fairly well, and the addition of a small floor fan in my dorm made this guy pretty much silent, as far as dorm life is concerned.