My micro miracle massager by Cal Exotics - review by Darling Jen

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Hallelujah! It's (Almost) a Miracle!

All right so this isn't a Hitachi, Fairy, or even a Wahl. But it is a cute little rendition of a massaging wand in travel size and adorable colors. It's also not even the loudest toy I own, nor is it the weakest. Trust me when I say that I found myself surprised at how much I like this cute little mirco-wand. I'd even go so far as to say I love it if it wasn't for those darn watch batteries! The batteries and number needed is what brought this down a star.
Plastic & Silicone, Wrist Strap, Controls Won't Slip, Flexible Head, Comes with Extra Batteries
Damn Watch Batteries!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
It's adorable, isn't it? Cal Exotics has made a great tiny mimic of a wand massager complete with cute colors, a useful wrist strap, and topped it with a silicone head. It's reminiscent of the tiniest of the Fairy line but has quite a few differences to separate it. So outside of being shaped similarly and both being little, they are not comparable.

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The Micro Miracle Massager is meant for external stimulation only. It's so little that not only could it provide little to no internal stimulation but it could get lost in a body cavity, lose it's head (literally), or forever carry bacteria. I'll explain each in detail later, but trust me on it. It is, however, gender identity friendly and can be used on the genitals, nipples, or what your favorite sensitive spot is. But to surprise you further, Cal Exotics has labelled this little fellow waterproof!

Another surprising bit about this little novelty is that the head of the massager is made from silicone rather than PVC, rubber, or plastic. If you do a bit of research about wands, both the little and big ones, you'll see that's not too common. It has no taste or odor and is smooth and velvety. The body of the massager is a coated plastic that is also smooth and velvety, making it almost indiscernible from the silicone head. The wrist strap is, of course, different and made of nylon.

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My only complaint there is that the strap is rather short to go around anyone's wrist, unless a child picks this toy up and tries to play with it. I have, what I consider, a relatively average hand for a 5'3" female and it only went around my hand.

But for the safety warnings - just because that little head cap is silicone doesn't mean this whole toy is a 10 rating on material safety. In fact, I wouldn't bet money on the fact that the cap is 100% silicone and not a composite and would not try boiling it. And of course, please only use water-based lubricant if you need any for play. As for the body, it should definitely not be considered for anal (or sharing with those not fluid-bonded) play because it can never be fully sterilized.

So onto the finer details. The ridges around the head of the head are a lot smoother and feel less 'sharp' on my private areas than that of my Fairy wand. In fact, they felt wonderful! And something I didn't even notice the first few times I used this toy is that the silicone top comes off for cleaning! Eureka!

And the flexible head is actually flexible on this little wand, unlike the stiffer large models people are used to. It gives with only a little pressure and maintains power even when bent. The only downside to that wonderful bendable feature is that there are open seams between the silicone and plastic around the base of the head. I had a great fear that this would be what ruined its waterproof feature.

Microwand 01
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I felt it was my duty to test that, of course. I first checked that there was an O-ring, which there is, and then proceeded to play with it while submerged. Hooray, it worked! I was pretty impressed. I checked the battery chamber for water and saw none. I even checked the seams around the base of the head and while there was water hiding there, it didn't seem like it had place to go internally in the toy.

So now to what all wand users want to know - does this toy have power? Well, it has more than I expected it to. It was even enough for some grand foreplay as long as you don't have a clit o' steel. This little cutey even has choice of speed! The end of the wand is a turn dial to give you different levels of power. Though it seems like it should provide a smooth increase of vibration, I found that it really had five settings that you "turned" to.

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The vibrations are slightly buzzy but manage to stimulate without numbing my hands. And compared to some other buzzy vibrators I've owned, it's not overly loud either. Once pressed against something and under the covers, it'd be a strain for someone a room over to know you're not asleep. (But someone in the room would definitely know!) The power and noise boils down to the size of the motor (obviously small) and the power supply.

And that leads me to the batteries. Yes, they are watch batteries, which everyone pretty much detests. And yes, it calls for six of them. Unbelievable, impractical, and all around pricey if you want to keep in stock of them. But on the positive side, this toy comes with not one but two sets of batteries (12 in all). So once this first batch dies out, I'm all set with another. Though I have to admit that once the second set dies, I don't foresee myself buying six more. Not because I don't think this toy isn't adorable or functional, but I just can't get around the six annoying watch batteries. If Cal Exotics decides to make this AA or AAA battery compatible (or better yet, rechargeable!) I'll be back. It was almost a micro miracle!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My My micro miracle massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
Do you like this review?
  • liilii080
    SO cute! I am always drawn to these adorable little things. How durable is the strap?
  • Darling Jen
    Pretty impressive so far. I've swung the toy around quite a bit and it's still in good condition. I wish I had more room in the review to write all the details I wanted.
  • Coralbell
    6 watch batteries is ridiculous. They've gotta take up at least as much space as 1 AAA and that would be so much more convenient.
  • ToyTimeTim
    Ahhh, it's so cute! To bad about the batteries, I think they would have just used a AAA.
  • LikeSunshineDust
    Ugh don't you just hate watch batteries??
  • Jobthingy
    Stupid watch batteries. and 6! with the size it takes to get 6 in there i am sure they could have made it a AAA or AA. The pics are AWESOME! GREAT review love!
  • Darling Jen
    Coralbell - I completely agree! It didn't seem logical.

    Dwtim - Isn't it??? I'd be in love with it if it weren't for those batteries.

    LikeSunshineDust - YES! I totally do.

    Jobthingy - Thank you so much! I retook them a whole bunch of time. I just was never satisfied.
  • KnK
    I hate anything powered by watch batteries!!! Six is a ridiculous number for anything! Ergh!!
  • Shellz31
    Uggggg @ watch batteries.
    This is cute though. I got the Baby Fairy Wand but I'm not that keen on it cause it's sooooo damn loud that it puts me off unless I have the house to myself. But even then, it's rather disturbing to me.

    Awesome review
  • Free
    Thanks for helping to decide to purchase.
  • ~Brittany~
    great review
  • LavenderSkies
  • Rawr4483
    Good review! Thanks!
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