Honey, I Shrunk Your Wand.

While this may not be an orgasm giver, it will most definitely make you smile every time you see it. It is great for teasing or tickling your partner. While the high pitched vibrations and sounds that come from this little thing may bother some, it may very well bring pleasure to others. It is way too adorable to pass it up.
Small, Cute, Rechargeable via USB cord, Fairly powerful for such a small thing
Very high pitched and buzzy vibrations, One speed, A little loud, Not waterproof, No travel lock
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Other reviewers have deemed this toy to be more of a gag gift or novelty item than a real vibrator, and I wholeheartedly agree. It is great for teasing the nipples, clit, and anywhere in between. However, I just do not believe that this toy will blow you away with orgasm after orgasm. My husband loves to use it for tickling me in my most sensitive areas (my lower back, anywhere on my feet, and my inner thighs). The high pitched vibrations are enough to irritate sensitive skin. I have been left with itchy fingers almost every time. When turned on, there is also a high pitched whine that comes with the high pitched vibrations. Sensitive ears beware! When pressed firmly against skin, the whine diminishes a little. It will not make it completely go away. This toy is 100% not waterproof, due to the open port on the body. Do not bring it anywhere near water. I would not insert this toy in any hole. It is too tiny and unsafe.
This toy is best used as teaser or a tickler in my opinion. Lightly run it along your partner's skin, and you will have them shivering with pleasure and a little bit of laughter.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Tickling/teasing
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The body and neck is made out of a very rigid plastic. Unlike most wand massagers, the Fairy Baby's neck is not flexible. While still plastic, the head feels plush and velvety. It is still rigid, but it feels amazing on the skin. It almost feels like silicone. For that reason, I only use water based lubricants with my Fairy Baby. The Fairy Baby is odor and taste free.
There are a series of gentle ridges located on the head. They do not have sharp edges, and feel incredible on the sensitive areas. Bodily fluids and lube can get trapped in these ridges, so please pay this area some attention when cleaning.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Fairy Baby was designed to look like a regular wand massager. It is absolutely the most adorable and innocent looking vibrator I have ever seen. It is 2 3/4" in total length, and weighs about 0.1 lbs. The widest part of this toy is about 3/4". It would be so easy to slip this between bodies, or slip into a purse. This toy lacks a way to lock it for travel purposes. If you feel comfortable enough to take it with you, then do it. I am just so afraid of it turning on.
As with the other Fairy wands, this one comes in a cute white and pink color. It is very feminine, and would be a cute gift. The design is not threatening, which is perfect for the beginner.

I did run into some trouble when trying to slip this thing between bodies. It kept slipping out of my hand! So I attached the little pink keychain it came with, and I slipped it over the first half of my middle finger. Voila! No more problems.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This innocent looking toy packs quite a punch! The vibrations are mainly focused in the head. You can feel some of the vibes in the handle, which can lead to itchy fingers. There is only one speed. I would classify it as a 3 vroom on Eden's scale. It is very, very high pitched and buzzy. The high pitched vibes can cause irritation to sensitive skin. If you like deep or rumbly vibrations, this toy is not going to do it for you.
To turn it on, simply push the little white switch up. To turn it off, push it back down. The vibrations tend to be whiny, and therefore loud. Sometimes my husband can hear it through a door. As stated before, this toy is rechargeable via USB cord. There is an open port on the body. That is where your plug the USB into. This port does not have a cover, so be sure to keep it away from water. I have had my baby for about a month or so, and I have only needed to recharge it once. It took about an hour and thirty minutes to fully recharge.
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

This toy is not waterproof, which can be difficult when cleaning. I like to take the corner of a washcloth, wet it, and then clean the head of this toy. This helps prevent water from getting into the open port that is located on the body. Add a little soap, and your toy is as good as new. As stated above, please be sure to clean between the little ridges on the head. Lube and other fluids can get caught in there. The packaging is okay to use for storing. However, I like to put it and the USB cord in a sandwich sized Ziploc bag. This prevents me from misplacing the USB cord. I lose everything these days.
    • Easy to store
    • Requires careful cleaning


This little baby comes in your typical plastic clam shell packaging. The front has a picture of white roses and a pink fairy. The words "Fairy Baby" are written on the front as well. It is a nice change from the usual offensive naked ladies. The back of the package holds no information, unless you know Japanese. Everything written on this package is in Japanese, except for the words "Fairy Baby", "Designed in Japan", and "12,500rpm". The actual Fairy Baby and the USB charger are visible through the plastic. While it isn't the most discreet, it is very cute and would make an excellent gift.
An added bonus is the adorable little keychain that it comes with. You can attach this baby to your makeup bag, purse, or backpack. However, this toy does not have a way to lock it for travel. It can and probably will turn on if something bumps into it. My baby was charged and ready to go when I received it in the mail.
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

My dog absolutely hates this thing. When I turn it on, he runs into our bedroom. We can usually find him under the bed. A 80 lb Pit Bull is scared to death of this tiny little thing. A previous review said something similar happened with their large dog. I find it hilarious. When my husband wants a quick laugh, he will sneak up on our sleeping dog and then turn it on. Poor Junior jumps ten feet every time. I think he is contemplating a great revenge against us.
Follow-up commentary
I still think this is the cutest thing ever, but the vibrations were just too buzzy and high pitched. After the review, I put it in my dislike pile, and it collected dust for a few months.
I have since sold it to someone else, and I can only hope that they are enjoying it more than I did.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Contributor: newfoundlust
    Nice, detailed review. Thanks.
  • Contributor: Buttercup Green
    No problem newfoundlust. Thanks for reading.
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Great review, Buttercup! Thanks for being honest about the whining noise, that would definitely ruin a toy for me (even if the vibrations weren't too buzzy). Glad it's still able to give you giggles, though.
  • Contributor: Minxy
    Nice review . I just couldn't get off with this cutie, the pitch was just too high. I think it's intended to be more of a novelty.
  • Contributor: Dear Ruby
    Great review! You highlighted a few drawbacks that other reviewers hadn't done quite as clearly - I think I'm going to try something else first.
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review :3
  • Contributor: Forever17
    great review thanks
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Melissa Smith
    Great review!
  • Contributor: PirateofPenance
    thank you!
  • Contributor: Positwist
    Great review. A sad part of me still wants this, even knowing that it's buzzy and probably won't do anything for me. Too. cute. to. resist.
  • Contributor: pixylove101
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: ruger7mm420
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