I can't hear you, but you can hear it....

Can you hear that?! What's that sound? Umm you're vibrating. That's all I can think about when I use this toy. Everyone could hear it and I'm not about to go out in public with it! It's a great little tease toy for at home but at a short range distance. I would look into getting a better one if you want to wear it outside the house, but for $22 it's a fun little stay at home treat!
Stronger vibration, easy to use, fun for couples.
Short range, loud as hell, no instructions.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Wireless Remote Control Bullet is great for couples play or a solo adventure. I would not advise going out with it as it's VERY loud, my husband could hear it across the kitchen! It's a lot of fun to mess around with don't get me wrong, but I will be getting a second wireless remote toy that can be used outside my home. The best use we found for it was as a tease for when I'm cleaning the house, though he has to be at a close range to use the remote. Do not attempt to watch a movie with this toy, you will hear more of the buzzing than of the movie. The sound is distracting.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • A headache
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

What can I say about the texture, it's nothing impressive. It's made of smooth plastic that unscrews right in the middle where the batteries go so it's not 100% smooth, but it's not uncomfy either. I will say that I can bet over time with changing the batteries the plastic will likely crack, the first time I put batteries in it you can see stress lines forming already! As for smell, it's made of plastic so guess what!? It smells like plastic, but it does not have an overwhelming odor. It has no taste at all as well. This is a great toy for beginners looking to expand couples play but more advanced users will be disappointed in my opinion. If you want an outside of the house toy, look elsewhere!
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The overall design is great with an easy to use remote. It calls itself a "Bullet" but it's more of an "Egg" to be honest. The wire is a bit annoying when inserted, it's flexible, but not willing to stay where you put it. The toy is 2 1/2 inches long with a 4 1/2 inch wire, it's 4 1/2 inches around and fits inside me great. I'm tiny in size, so not much sits well inside me without me really noticing it, this toy is not so bad. The remoth is 2 1/2 inches long with a wire that's also 2 1/2 inches. The toy is easy to hide, but is way too loud for people not to know it's there. It's compact therefore you can bring it along with you. You could easily wear it in a club with all the noise around you, but that's about it.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations of this toy were stronger than expected so I'm pleased with that aspect. The remote is very easy to use, it has 2 buttons 1 is an ON/OFF button and the other sets the vibrations. It claims to have 10 settings but I can only tell 6 of them apart externally and internally I can feel 4 maybe 5 of the so called 10. I'm 110 pounds soaking wet so you would think the range would be better, but when inserted we have a range of about a foot maybe 18 inches if we are lucky and the wire is in a good spot and when worn just in my panties for citoral stimulation we have a range of about 6 feet. Now, again, this toy is LOUD AS SHIT and can be heard from across the room, if worn externally my husband can hear me coming down the hall! It's says it's water proof, but I'm yet to test it; once I saw the stress lines form when I put the batteries in it worried me to get it wet and the way the wire comes out of the toy it seems as though it would short out if it got wet. Also there were no instructions in the box, took me 15 min of calling it an asshole before I got the batteries in it, but hell the batteries were included!
    • Hard to figure out
    • Not discreet at all
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean, just rinse with mild soap and water or toy cleaner. The wire set up is a spot that's not easy to clean and I would think it will harbor bodily fluids easily so make sure you clean that part really well! It's small and can be stored in a side table drawer or your toy box if you have one. This would a water based lube toy with it being plastic, it's not "high quality" so I would worry about the plastic breaking down quickly. I wouldn't use it with other toys unless I was using it for clit stimulation then a dildo would be a great match up for me!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
IT BROKE! I had it a few days and the damn thing kicked out on me. Just stopped working, even tried to change the batteries and that didn't help. This is a LOUD throwaway toy so buy at your own risk!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
This review was edited by
  • Ansley Contributor: Ansley
  • Rank:
  • Edited reviews: 250
  • Contributor: Diabolical Kitty
    Nice review
  • Contributor: Ryuson
    Thank you for the review! I really don't feel like something that seems to be supposed to be worn in public can afford to be this loud!
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Thank you so much for sharing.
  • Contributor: JadeKitten
    Thanks, so if I were to choose this and one other object (that is small) but both are free.. this wouldn't be a big deal? Or would your probably suggest getting the other free object and buying an egg later?

    -> This is the other free object [https://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/traditional-vibrators/little-flower]
  • Contributor: Fawkes
  • Contributor: dnf05
    Thanks for the insight!
  • Contributor: MissCara
    Great review
  • Contributor: Allison.Wilder
    Thank you so much!
  • Contributor: badk1tty
    Thank you I personally hated mine, and didn't use it for more than a minute before it went into the junk drawer.
  • Contributor: pixxie87
    great review
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Small remote egg – egg vibrator review page!