Small remote egg - egg vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by Falsepast

Small remote egg

Egg by Shaki Toys

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Disappointing all around.

Useless thing! It has literally no use for me. I don't hate it, but I don't have no use for it, so it's really hard for me to like this thing or find it in any way appealing. It's loud, pretty much powerless, and a waste of space in my toy collection.
Published:
Pros:
None.
Cons:
Weak.
Loud.
Pretty much useless.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Literally nothing is good about this toy. I'm so glad it was free.

This toy runs on watch batteries and some other kind of tiny batteries. I had so much trouble trying to get this thing to work both times I tried it.

Look: This thing looked like it would be good and very "pretty in pink". I liked the fact that it was wireless.

Feel: The toy feels like it would feel pretty good. Not good. This thing is waaay too weak. It practically has no power at all! You would think that with the noise of this thing it would at least give decent power but, nope.

Noise: LOUD. The loudest toy ever. I tried to use the toy by sticking it in my masturbator and this thing was sooo loud. Then I tried it by putting the string around the shaft to have it vibrating on my balls. Nope. There was like no feeling and it was louder than inside the masturbator.

Smell: None.

Settings: This comes with 3 speeds, followed by a couple of patterns. But as I said, this thing has practically no power so the patterns are basically useless.

I truly can not find a use for this toy. It's just so irritating that this thing is no good! I didn't even try anal because it is wireless and I'm scared of any mishaps with this.

If you can find a use for this thing I would be amazed. If my penis says "What...is-is that supposed to feel good or something?" It is pretty much official that this thing sucks. If you guys wanna try this anyway, just get it as a free gift. I literally have no clue what I could do with this thing aside from throw it away.

This thing had a ring type thing inside, which I thought made it water proof, but after pulling it out of my masturbator to clean it, I opened the toy and to my surprise, saw that lube got in even though I tightened it super tight to keep the lube out.
Follow-up commentary
I ended up throwing this away. It was too loud, and the vibrations were weak and buzzy. I hate buzzy vibrations. I only kept the batteries it came with since they may be useful in the future.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Nothing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Nowhere
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Nowhere
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  • badk1tty
    What is it made out of? How big is it? How long did it last? I'm sorry that a bullet didn't work for you, but I have to wonder if you actually expected it to, as it's generally designed for a female toy. That seems sort of to me like me getting pissed off that I can't use a Tenga egg because it doesn't work right with my vagina.
  • Allison.Wilder
    I'm sorry this didn't work for you. Sounds incredibly disappointing.
  • ksparkles16
    Thanks...but as badk1tty said this toy is meant for vaginas...maybe it would work better for a woman?
  • bh253
    Sorry this was disappointing.
  • Jimbo Jones
    How did you use it, exactly? Have you had success using other toys like this in the same way you were using this one? Thank you for the review.
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you for sharing. I really didn't like mine either. It requires too many batteries and I had a mishap with my batteries. Thank you for sharing.
  • Falsepast
    Wow. Judging from the comments, it seems not many actually read my review.
    Yes it would be better to use this vaginally, but i've seen women reviewing prostate toys and even masturbators (someone used one clitorally) and even they don't get downvoted like my review did. How unfiar.
  • darkkitty
    Ty!
  • pixxie87
    great review
  • Falsepast
    thanks
  • Undecided
    Thanks for the review mine didn't work all that well when I got it
  • Falsepast
    you're welcome.
  • Mirachaya
    I hate loud toys too, thanks for the warning.
  • Falsepast
    You're welcome
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