Ashton's petite treats - bullet discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Papershotglass

Maybe I read too many dirty comics, but I looked at this and thought automatically "it goes in the vagina!" Even the instructions agreed with me and added "anus too!" After trying it out internally and asking a friend later, I quickly retracted my statement to "Clit me up baby!"

Sorry folks, this is not for internal play but external. This is an excellent start up toy for those that like a little oomph for their clit during solo play (or hell, even couple play). So while my dirty dreams of walking around with this in public are dashed (for now), this would work excellently in the bedroom.

At first glance, the toy looks rather cheap. The case is a purple see through plastic (orange and pink do exist, but I don’t believe are offered on this site specifically) that looks very similar to some old toys I used to play with as a kid that were in the clearance bin at Toys R Us. There was no real plastic odor beyond fresh from the case. As a bonus to the decided lack of smell, it’s food-grade material , hypo-allergenic , latex free and phthalates free – Yay!

The actual bullet is 1” in length and only about ¼” in diameter. There is a slight bump in the middle of the bullet from the fusion of plastic, but during play is hardly noticeable. I actually found the bullet size to be perfect because it could go from spot to spot almost exactly. Others may want something that can handle all the spots at once.

The cord itself is just an inch short of 2 feet, which means plenty of room to adjust to just the right angle. For me, it seemed a little longer than necessary, but that’s just me. The control with the knob is about 4 1/2", making at least for me the perfect palm-full, but it can easily just rest on your stomach as things heat up.

Looking at it, there will be no doubt about what its intended use is, so sorry ladies and gents - this isn't travel friendly if you want to look "normal."

If you can turn set the music to volume 11, you can use this easily. Not that I would necessarily say you should start at the top – for something that looks so small, this does pack a wallop of a punch when used in the beginning. The knob actually works a little differently than one might expect by going in a counterclockwise way. Is this a deal breaker? Not necessarily, but if someone just pulled this out of the package and was getting down to business straight away, they could be in for a rather enthusiastic surprise.

Battery insertion was rather simple – it required two AA- batteries (weren’t included) with clear markings explaining which side was to be the negative charge and which was to be the positive. The instructions were rather clear that batteries were to be inserted at the same time, which seemed rather oddly specific. I have yet to replace the batteries after a couple self loves, but your mileage my vary.

Here is now my biggest problem and why I will not completely trust instructions for a toy again. According to the instructions, this can be inserted into the vagina or the anus. Looking at the bullet itself, it does not look waterproof and even the back of the package says to avoid getting the product wet. Against my better judgment, I did try according to the instructions first and quickly found that while I didn’t get electrocuted, it certainly killed my buzz because the bullet is so tiny and barely felt inside. So, I wouldn’t use this internally like only the instructions say. Externally, as I said above, it packs a wallop of a punch. It’s small enough that it can be adjusted to just that right spot to the left and when things are getting a little tiresome there, it can be moved elsewhere for additional stimulation.

Unfortunately, this is not a toy you can get if you have roommates and open doors. The sound is just too obvious – it can’t even be mistaken for being enthusiastic with the electric toothbrush. However, some music and/or television will drown out the sound for the most part.

Cleaning was rather a hassle because of the whole worry of water + toy + disagreeing box/instructions. Since I hadn’t turned into a crispy shotglass after my first goof-up, I chanced it and washed it with anti-bacterial soap and water and found it working fine after it had the chance to dry. I wouldn’t recommend boiling this because of the rather unsealed looking parts and the motor.

In terms of lube, anything body safe should be fine. Just don't overdo it!

Also - as the cord is rather long, it seems that just wrapping it up around the motor control (for newbies) or wrapping the cord up in a tight circle not around the control since it does detach (pros) would do the trick for storage. It’s plastic, so there shouldn’t be any worry about scratches, stains or damage.

This product came in a clear plastic package with Jenna on the front clutching a very looking corset. There would be no doubt in anybody’s mind what this would be looking at the toy, but the storage for it would clear any remaining doubt.

This is probably my second sex toy ever and while it’s about as loud as my first one, I don’t have a roommate that won’t leave the house ever these days or as many sexual hangs up (I got new ones to replace the old!). So after a rather fun night of sexting, I sat down and decided that self love was in order and needed to try this out. The noise (much less the confusing instructions) was a little intimidating at first (but I quickly grew used to it - it's soft than an electric toothbrush if that helps) but I quickly found what I liked and how to accomplish it - staying mostly on the clit with the occasional brush against the thighs or labia. I didn’t really like how long the cord was, as occasionally I would be bound up suddenly, but I couldn’t necessarily argue with it as it gave me more room to maneuver and hey, free bondage.