Less fun than a barrel of monkeys

I received this assignment as a surprise assignment. I was excited to get my package in the mail and when I sorted through the wrapping, I was pleased at what I saw. A new g-vibe and clit stimulator. Hurray! I read some other reviews of the product on line and most were disappointing. I wanted to love this toy, I really did. Poor design and shoddy material did this product in, and there is no being nice about it.

It feels jelly-like with little jelly-like nubs that you can pick off if you don't try too hard. It collects dust easily and therefore is not easy to keep clean. The smell of it was fine. The only redeeming quality was a remote control for speed and intensity of the clit stimulator and g-spot vibrator. Unfortunately, the motor was not powerful to deliver any arousing feelings whatsoever. In addition, the design was so poor that it did not line up anywhere close to accurately with my anatomical structure. This toy feels cheap, and looks cheap too. I wouldn't pay more than $15 dollars for it (as an unsuspecting consumer) however it goes for more than that.

Overall, this product has numerous shortcomings (no pun intended). It is not a great fit. I had to perform amazing feats of acrobatics just to be able to insert it. Once in, the toy disappointed in it vibratory capacity and also in its ability to hit two spots at once (it's specific purpose). I felt like I was haggling with a jellyfish as opposed to a sex toy. The toy itself doesn't look particularly sexy and I certainly wouldn't pull it out if I were with a partner (for all the reasons mentioned above). The Neo Vibe does not make the cut, there are many more vibrators available that offer much better quality for an equal or lower price.

The device did not help me come. I wriggled and maneuvered and tried my darnedest but sadly the big 'o' did not happen. Suffice to say, I was not a happy camper.

Well it's been X many months, and I haven't given this one another go. It is still gathering dust in my toy bag. I'm seriously considering using it for either a door stop or paperweight.