I went to my local toy store to pick up a few things last week and the True Love Honey Bunny caught my eye. As I chose between pink and purple, and held the display vibe in my hand, I pictured myself in bed, wildly thrashing around. The display vibe had no batteries in it, so all I had to go on was weight and feel, but hey, it was my first rabbit so I was simply excited.

The Honey Bunny turned out to be perfect for my solo romps; as of late, they are many. I can't see myself actually asking my husband to get in on this one with me. It's too long, and wide for me to think he'd be able to comfortably help during play time.

Jelly, ribbed, goodness. Well it's TPR (smooth like jelly, less porous than cyberskin, more porous than silicone, but you get the idea.) I like to think that when I get a new toy if anyone were to see the things I do to it before I use it, they might think I'm a little crazy. It's ritualistic. Smell, wash, smell again, taste, insert batteries, turn on, find different speeds, turn off, and then I turn myself on.

So it passed the sniff test. No weird chemical smell to speak of; smelled kind of like plastic and after washing, absolutely no smell. My Honey Bunny blow job went off with out a hitch. In fact, my throat didn't have the plastic aftertaste, and I'm thinking this might be better than a man. (Nah, just kidding)

I love the ribbed bands that are strategically placed up and down the shaft. They seem to expand and pleasure just the right spots in my pussy. It has a certain girth that I was almost afraid of, and at first I think I might have been too tense to enjoy it. Once I relaxed though, it was a pleasure doing business with it. This leaves me under the impression, this toy works fabulously, but may not be best for general beginners. It's better for a beginner rabbit user, as well as those who like stronger vibrations.

I love, love, love, that this rabbit doesn't look like a cock. I don't know, it's just me, but sex toys that look like penis bug me, and can't seem to arouse my interest at all. It's wider girth and length were kid of daunting and scary for me. I'm not sure that I'd say go for this, if it was your first toy.

The length could also be somewhat of an issue for those who have a shorter vaginal canal, like I do. It could definitely be a cervix banger, which to me just says "ouch." So if you do take this to bed with a partner, make sure to talk them through where it feels good and doesn't.

There is nothing discreet about this vibe. It's bulkier than most of my other toys, a little on the heavy side, and I'm not sure I'd put it in my purse. It comes in a metal can about the size of a small shoe box. So putting it away is easy and clean, but I'm not sure you can really hide a can under the mattress. I keep mine hidden in an actual shoe box in the closet. It fits there just fine, and no one is any wiser that there aren't stilettos in the box.

Since I'm new to all these toys laying around my bedroom, I'd say for a first rabbit, this is a pretty good choice. The actually bunny has long thin ears that awesomely stimulate my clit. There are bullets placed in the tip and in the bunny, so the vibrations can be felt wonderfully from the head to the base.

The 3 speed control button on the very bottom works like a charm. It's easy to push and can up the ante in a second flat. Mind you, the third speed can feel pretty intense if you aren't used to a toy that has this power. I personally liked the second speed most, at first, and worked my way into the highest speed.

When used in the shower, I had to turn it off. The vibrations seemed to echo off of every surface in the bathroom. We have thin walls at my apartments, and I could have sworn I heard the neighbors asking what the noise was to each other.

The only major down side is, you can't boil TPR, and you definitely can't spray it with alcohol. So, it's either toy cleaner or soap and water. I'd recommend using a condom on this one if you are prone to infections, and if you are sharing, go the safe way and wrap it up.

Toys like these may look clean, but they are porous, and can be little germ factories. I always store mine separately from each other, no batteries, and out of anything near warmth. I wouldn't want little grimy buggers, growing all over this thing. So for good measure, just as with all toys, make sure you are washing, before and after each use.

I used this with the only 2 lubes you can use on this toy, a water-based and a silicone-based. Warning: an oil-based lube would wreck this toy! I preferred the water-based lube. It seemed like the silicone-based lube was harder to clean off, but truly I think that lube was just not a good lube. I'll repost later when I try it out with the Pink lube I ordered this week.

There is something infinitely fun about a toy with it's own suitcase. I don't know, call me a girl, but I adore it. It's space saving, helps keep it clean, and keeps it locked up away from light, and air. It strikes me as a little resting place for my Honey Bunny to take breaks.

Inside the box shaped canister, there is a foam cutout, in the shape of the vibrator itself. It keeps it from rolling around in there, and I would guess it also helps keep it from getting a little deformed. I had another jelly-like toy do that when I kept it in a box.

After my initial test of the functions, I got down to some serious playtime with this vibe. As I said before, I was nervous to use this toy. It was loud like a lawn mower, bigger than anything I'd ever used, and I was a rabbit virgin.

Once I was able to calm down a bit, I rubbed a nice water based lube all over this one, slid it in, and went to town. The second speed was perfect for me. I came in under a minute, without even moving it. I turned the intensity down, waited for round two and tried out a few other things.

I really loved sliding this one in and out of me, the rabbit ears never left my clit, and I just kept getting wetter and wetter. I used it in a twisting motion, and I found the vaginal stimulation heavenly. My first experience using this vibe, and I was able to multiple off of it, and because the controls are easy to use, it was easy to move the intensity up and down accordingly.

When I finally got to using the highest setting, I had a huge mind blowing orgasm. I've never had mind blowing with a toy. All in all, I've used this one every day that I could squeeze in a few minutes, and damn, to steal a slogan from McDonald's, I'm lovin' it!