Magic? Not exactly

I honestly think that even though this vibrator was pretty darn cheap... you should just spend the extra money and invest in a vibrator that will satisfy you and that won't let everyone else in the neighborhood know when you're having some "alone time."
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Pros
Nice vibrations, not too big or small
Cons
Way too loud, only one speed, material
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
After having the one-touch magic bullet for almost a week I finally had the chance to fully take it for a test drive. Let me explain. This toy is extremely loud. Me and my boyfriend had planned to play with it as soon as it arrived, but when he turned it on, the noise was so loud that everyone in the house could hear it (we live with 3 other people).

We decided, since the bullet is waterproof, that we would go have some fun in the shower. That way the sound of the water running would cover up the vibrating noise, which it did rather nicely. The only problem is that you can only be in the shower for so long before people start knocking on the door and asking "hey what's taking so long?"

So we finally had the house to ourselves today and tested out the one-touch magic bullet for real. The size of this vibrator isn't very big at all, but it's not too small either. It's size makes it ideal for a first vibrator, in my opinion.

The bullet is so easy to operate. All you have to do to turn it on is push the button at the bottom. Then when you want to turn it off just push the button again. It gives off some pretty nice vibrations. But since it's only one speed there's not a whole lot you can do as far as varying the vibrations except if you vary the pressure.

It feels really good when you use to to massage your clit. It also works alright as a g-spot stimulator although I did run into some problems there. I don't know what is it about the material but when I tried to insert it it was really hard. Even though my vagina was wet it didn't seem to want to go in and I really had to force it, which needless to say didn't feel that great. Once it was in there everything was fine though. I had to arch my back a certain way in order for the tip to stimulate my g-spot.

Cleaning this toy is as easy as pie. All you have to do is wash it with soap and water or disinfectant and then you're good to go. Also, you don't have to be scared to submerge it in water because as long as everything is screwed on tight then it will be perfectly fine. Please do make sure that the battery cap is screwed on tight though, or problems can and will occur.
Follow-up commentary
I guess this bullet just isn't powerful enough for me, and the fact that it's so loud is a huge turnoff. My magic bullet actually disappeared from my toy box a few weeks ago (I have my suspicions about who took it) but I can honestly say that it won't be missed. Bye Magic Bullet... we tried to make it work, but we just weren't meant to be.
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  • Contributor: Femme Mystique
    Bullets aren't exactly made for insertion... be careful.
  • Contributor: J's Alley
    I agree, bullets are more for outer play...and never use one anally.
  • Contributor: LittleBoPeep
    It's alright for shallow insertion. Obviously you cant insert it very deeply since it's cordless and can't be retrieved. But like I said shallow insertion is ok. But I agree... never used a bullet for anal play. That's just asking for an embarrassing trip to the hospital
  • Contributor: Sir
    Why did you rate it so low? Nothing in your review makes it seem like it's worth only two stars. The reason why you had trouble inserting it is because not only is it not supposed to be inserted, it has a velvet texture to create friction.
  • Contributor: LittleBoPeep
    I rated it so low, not for the insertion, but because it couldn't make me orgasm or even bring me close. It felt good, but not good enough to get it a higher rating.
  • Contributor: jankit
    Aw, too bad about the noise. The fiance and I occupy the second story of an old brick-house-converted-apartment. There is no insulation between floors like newer complexes, and ALL sounds - even footfalls - are easily heard. Too bad about the power too! It looks like such a solid little vibe.... Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Great review!
  • Contributor: GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
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