Mei - discreet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by mica123


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Mei oh Mei!

Mei is worth trying out if you are a beginner. Even if you aren't a beginner, Mei can be used for much more than a vaginal toy, with a little imagination.
Waves/ribs, push-button function, smoothness
Girth, could use more vibe functions
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Mei is best used as a vaginal toy, but can also be used as a clitoral stimulator and to massage other erogenous areas. This power-packed but quiet little toy, Mei, can be used solo or with a couple, but is best suited for women. I love to use Mei mostly for my clitoris and for vaginal insertion. The three waves feel great when inserting Mei. Lubricate Mei, and she'll be even more smooth when using her!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

When I first pulled Mei out of the package, I was impressed with just how soft her surface was. She has no smell and no taste, which is a plus. The three waves do add extra stimulation with all three vibration settings. Mei is small enough for beginners, but she'll definitely impress the more advanced users.
    • No odor
    • No taste
    • Wave/ridges

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of Mei. She has a sort of egg-shaped head. Just below that start three waves. The shape is great because of the head being bigger first, then having the waves just after. Adding the three different vibration settings makes Mei the perfect little toy for me. If there were another similar toy to Mei, but larger, I'd definitely buy it!

Mei's size can be for beginners or advanced users. She is easy to hide and is discreet and suitable for travel.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

Mei has a push-button control on the battery cap. There are three levels of constant vibrations, beginning with low, going to a medium, then to a high setting. I like the high setting best. Mei is not very noisy and is very easy to use. The great thing about Mei is that she is waterproof! She'll perform very well for you in the shower or tub. Just make sure the battery compartment is sealed tightly. The not-so-good thing about Mei is that, if you use a low-quality battery, you'll have to replace the battery quite a bit.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Mei is very easy to take care of. After each use, rinse her in warm water with a mild soap and dry her. Mei can be stored in her original packaging to keep her from dust. Also, remember to remove the battery after each use.

The material used to make Mei is PU-coated ABS plastic and is phthalate-free. This makes Mei compatible with water and silicone-based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Mei is packaged in a clear plastic box with a very nice design. The only user's instructions included with Mei were for installing the battery. A few instructions on the box simplified how to use Mei. The packaging is best used to store Mei.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Mei is a good little vibrator for beginners and could impress some advanced users. Again, if there were a larger version of Mei, I'd buy it!


My experience with Mei has been great. She's different from other toys I've experienced, but all toys can be used for different purposes.
Follow-up commentary
My poor little Mei got a lot of use. This toy lasted a good while for me, but the little motor got burned out. At least I can still use it stationary. Goes to show, don't use it for more than 10 minutes at a time.
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  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review. This one looks interesting to me.
  • KnK
    Thanks for the review. This toy looks kinda basic...
  • Xavier7
    Great review.
  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry to hear that this one got burned out!
  • mica123
    Thank you! I hate that it burned out as well, but it is still VERY worth your purchase if you want to try it.
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