Mei - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by bluekaren


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The Mei is waterproof, small and fun!

I like this toy and I have been using it more than my bullet for clitoral simulation, since it is just one piece. It is small and fun sized with a great non-porous, velvety feeling texture that is really user-friendly.
small, great non-porous material, 3 speeds
speed control does not always respond when pressed, small in size
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I use this little Mei from California Exotic for clitoral stimulation and for anal play. Use at your own risk anally, it does not have a flared end. It is not quite large enough to satisfy vaginally. The three levels of vibration are just enough to build to the perfect orgasm. The vibrations are pretty powerful, especially at full speed. It is small enough for travel play and would fit in your purse or pocket. I plan to take this thing with me the next time we go out, as the ride home can get tedious! It is waterproof, too, so it can be taken in the bath or shower.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Only requires one battery!
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

I loved the velvety feel to the material. The smell of the product was not offensive or plasticy. It almost had a sweet smell to it, but you would have to have it right under your nose to notice even that. I didn't need to use any lubrication with this. The ridges and girth of the tip make it extra fun for entrance into all the spots that need filling.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design of this little product, but it would only really be good if clitoral play and some penetration would get you off, since it is smallish in length. The actual dimentions are 5 1/2" in length, circumference 4 1/2", diameter 1 3/8" and weight 4 oz.
This toy is a bit noisy at its highest setting.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The buttons for the Mei are at the base, and I have noticed that it takes a bit of effort to get it to go the next level. This toy works great in the shower, if no one is within an earshot. It is a bit louder that your electric toothbrush.
    • Easy to use
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be washed, as it is waterproof. You could wrap this toy in linen or a towel, and it will not pick up all the lint. It is small enough to fit in a purse or jewelery box; I keep it in my "tool" box, but I have hidden it under a tee-shirt without it being obvious.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Mei came with instructions in 5 different languages on use and care. It also came with instructions for where to put to the battery. I loved the fact that it only required one battery. It is recommended not to store the toy with the battery in place.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
I have replaced this toy for clitoral stimulation with my bullet from the same company. This toy would be great for a beginner, but if you need more vroom, this toy won't do it. I like it because it can travel, it is so small. But it is SO small...good for external play, nipples, clitoris, anal, etc. I still love the velvety texture. It makes clean-up really easy, that and it is waterproof (bonus!). I would still recommend this toy for a beginner.
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  • tigerkate
    Thanks for the review!
    While you didn't use lube, I would still like to know which are compatible with the toy.. and what the material itself is! I see this is your first review, it's a great start. I do recommend the Mentor program, which you can find in your Account info.
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Thanks for the review!
  • danellejohns
    Good first review and welcome to EF! I was wondering if what the differences in speeds were? Are they hardly noticeable or is there huge differences?
  • SapphirexIce
    Thanks for the Awesome Review!
  • namelesschaos
    Good first review welcome to EF.
  • bluekaren
    Thanks! All the water based lubes I have tried with this toy have come off cleanly and added to the fun and slickness of this toy. I hope this helps...
  • bluekaren
    The difference in speeds is barely noticeable. You have to cycle through all of them to get it to turn off. Hope this helps.
  • tammyandy69
    nice review
  • *Huxley*
    I've never noticed this one before. Good review.
  • bluekaren
    Too bad they don't carry it anymore! I thought this toy had a lot of potential, but it was not quite large enough to do the job right!
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Do emu
    Thanks for sharing!
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