Mei - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Ariel J


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This toy lacks features that could cause orgasms. It will not hit your g-spot, but may be strong enough for a clitoral orgasm on its highest setting. The way the toy is operated is very simple, but in a good way. One button on the bottom, pushed once each time you want to increase vibration or turn it off. The waterproof feature could prove to be convenient. The only reason I would use this toy again is if my other one broke.
No smell
Noise level
Lacking Vibration Power
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
This toy is not well made. The toy does not hit any specific points, such as the g-spot. It only required one battery, which was convenient. The toy is also noisy for its size and power. Its size is nice, but the vibrations are anything but impressive. This toy has three vibrations. All you have to do to change the setting is push a single button on the end of the toy, which is very convenient and simple. The lowest setting is practically useless. The medium setting is alright, and the highest setting is useful on the clit. Even on the highest of its three vibration settings, I was extremely disappointed. The toy has no awkward smell, which is a big plus. Also the waterproof feature is great for anyone who enjoys using their toys in the shower. The toy is also very easy to clean. The colors are quite nice. It comes in pink and purple, both of which are very nice shades of their respective colors.

This is a very simple toy, not for someone that requires specific stimulation or intense vibrations. This toy is only recommended for those who like simple internal vibrations on their vaginal walls. Even then, it is not exactly spectacular in any right. Because of its small size and intensity level, it could be good to use with a partner. It is quite nice on the clit, and because of its light stimulation, your pleasure would be mostly from your partner and this toy would just be an enhancer, instead of a cause for orgasm. If an orgasm from a sex toy is what you seek, this toy is not for you.

My overall recommendation is to pass on this toy. The best use of this toy would be on the clit during a shower or from a partner during foreplay. Also possible to use on the nipples and other sensitive areas.
I was woefully disappointed. I used it, and nothing. The toy worked, but I got no pleasure from it. I decided to use it on my clit and it was nice, nothing super spectacular. Best use is for the clit, using it for inside stimulation is a waste of time unless your vaginal walls are extremely sensitive.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. But the review didn't tell me much about the toy. The size, how you might use it, (other than the lack of G Spot usage, which is common with many vibrators) lube compatibility, etc.

    You may want to enroll in the Mentor Program this program could help you write really helpful review with all the details people need to hear.

    Keep writing and testing!
  • Ariel J
    Thanks for the advice! It was my first review. My future ones will be much better!
  • liilii080
    Sorry this one left you wanting more. Great first review!
  • Illusional
    Nice first review! Welcome to Eden Fantasys!
  • Xavier7
    Thank you for the review, and welcome! It does need some work, but as time goes on I promise you'll get better.
  • sbon
    Thanks for the review. Sorry this toy didn't work out so well for you.
  • Pandahb
    Nice review!
  • steph j
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