Bedroom Kandi kandi kisses - discreet massager by OhMiBod - review by Buttercup Green

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My First Kiss.

I have to say that my expectations were not that high when it came to this toy, but I really ended up enjoying it a lot. It has so many great things going for it, and it would make the perfect beginner's toy. It is discreet, and the design isn't intimidating. It makes a great teaser and travel vibe. On top of everything, the classy look of the vibe and packaging would make a great little gift.
Rechargeable, Discreet, Waterproof, Medium intensity, Cute pink color, Packaging, Mostly Quiet.
Buzzy vibes, No light indicator to tell when charging/charging is done/charge is low.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Kandi kisses is meant for external stimulation only. This lipstick vibrator can be used to stimulate the nipples, clitoris, and everwhere in between! If you enjoy shallow, and I do mean shallow, penetration then you can use this to tease the vagina. The lack of flared base means that this should never be inserted anally. Of course it can be used to tease the outside of the anus. This toy is very easy to slip between bodies during sex, and it is perfect for stimulating your man's balls and other sensitive spots while giving oral.
The discreet vibe is perfect for anyone, whether you are advanced or a beginner. The discreet design makes it super travel friendly too! You will never believe this, but this toy is also waterproof! It can be taken into the bathroom for some relaxing, toe curling shower time.
The user's manual states that this product should not be used on areas that are swollen, inflamed, or have skin lacerations. Stop using the toy if experiencing pain or discomfort.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The lid and the bottom part of the lipstick is made out of black, shiny ABS plastic. Plastic is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalate free. It is very rigid. Plastic has no drag to it and can easily become slippery with lube. The lid is super smooth, while the bottom has a raised diamond pattern. This makes it very easy to hold onto with lubed up fingers. This texture isn't very sharp, but it can leave impressions of the pattern into the pads of the fingers.
The lipstick part is made out of silicone. Just like plastic, silicone is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and latex/phthalate free. Some silicone has some give to it, but that is not the case with this vibe. I think it could be silicone covered plastic. Either way, the silicone is supple and silky. It has some drag, but a few drops of water based lubricant will fix that. If the top is left off, the silicone will not hesitate to pick up hair and lint. The entire toy, including the lipstick portion, is 100% seam free! I was really expecting a seam on the lipstick part, so I was very pleased when I didn't find one. The toy has a "new toy" smell right out of the packaging, but it quickly and easily washes away during the first cleaning. The control panel, which is located on the bottom of the vibe, is covered in silicone as well I think. Even though this is mostly made of plastic, it does not feel super light or cheap. It has a tiny bit of weight to it, but it shouldn't be a problem for most people.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Kandi kisses was designed to look like a lipstick. It is what I like to call a vibrator incognito.
The outside of the lipstick is black and shiny, with some texture toward the bottom. This helps it look like a high end lipstick. There is also a gold colored band located in the middle just like a regular lipstick would have.
The lid has a backwards B connected to a regular K, and it is in an eye-catching gold color. If I ran into this while going through my friend's makeup bag, I honestly wouldn't think twice about it. The outside is super discreet. To remove the lid, some force will be needed. I cannot pop it off with one hand. I have to pull it apart with two hands. You will know when the cap is securely on because it gives a definite "snap" sound. I like the fact that the lid is firmly on the lipstick. This way, I know that the top will always protect the silicone from attracting lint and hair during storage.
If the person is intrigued by the lipstick and opens it, they will find out quickly that it isn't a lipstick at all. The "shade" of the lipstick is a very girly, feminine, cute, flirty, and bright pink. The lipstick has a tapered tip, like other lipsticks. The one thing that gives this away is that it looks like a lipstick that has been rolled all the way up. Some might not like this design, but I am not one of those people. Yes, it makes it less discreet, but it gives a choice between broad and pinpoint stimulation. I like both kinds of stimulation, so it is like a two in one type of vibrator for me. Overall, I absolutely adore the design. I find it to be very cute, chic, sophisticated, and well made.
Total Length-3 3/4"
Length of "Lipstick"-1 3/4"
I wanted to compare this toy to some other beauty products (Cake supreme body mousse, Covergirl's Wetslicks lipgloss, Almay foundation, and Avon lipstick).

    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

It is very simple to charge and operate this toy. The control panel is located in the bottom of the vibe. In order to turn it on, press and hold the button with this symbol on it (~) for about three seconds. I like this because I do not have to worry about it accidentally turning on during storage or traveling. Hold the same button for three seconds in order to turn it off. When you turn it back on, it will go back to the first setting. The (~) button is also the button you push in order to cycle through the functions. This is a good thing because this simple one button control is very easy to use, but it is also a bad thing because it means you have to cycle all the way through the functions if you accidentally change the current setting or skip your favorite setting. There are plenty of patterns to please everyone. The vibes are buzzy and a little high pitched, but the strength should be enough for most. Power queens will definitely be left frustrated and dissapointed by this toy's strength. This toy is pretty quiet. I could not hear it from underneath the covers while the fan was on. Either way, this will not be heard through a closed door.
1.) Low steady vibe
2.) Medium steady vibe
3.) High steady vibe
4.) Escalating from low to high and back down to low
5.) Medium pulses
6.) Short, fast pulses
7.) Two short pulses followed by one long pulse
There is a raised circle with a dot in the middle located right under the (~) button. This is where you charge the vibe. It charges via USB cord, so you must have a USB port in order to charge the toy. There was a tiny bit of a charge when I first received it, but I went ahead and charged it. It is supposed to be charged for 2 hours, and this will give you up to 2 hours of play. The one thing I do not like about the way this charges is that there is no light indicator to tell you when it is charging properly, when it is done charging, or when the charge is low. I basically have to set the timer on my stove in order to keep up with how long it has been charging. This way, I do not have to worry about overcharging it. This vibe has a stand-by time of up to 60 days. Before charging, always be sure the toy is completely dry. The charging port works the same way as the Lelo Insignia toys. It is a silicone covered port that covers or seals itself back up after charging, which makes it waterproof. I have fully submerged this toy in water, and it performed very well. It becomes pretty loud underwater, but that it the only thing that changed. Underneath the charging port is the "OhMiBod" logo, which makes it a little less discreet. However, it doesn't bother me.

    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

Being waterproof, Kandi kisses is very easy to clean and take care of. Simply clean with warm water and antibacterial soap. A favorite toy cleaner or wipe can be used as well. I would only recommend water based lubes to be used with this vibe.
After cleaning, I prefer to let mine air dry. A cloth can be used to dry it, but lint and hairs will begin to stick to it again. Be sure it is completely dry before storing or charging it. The original packaging can be used for storage, but this little thing will fit anywhere you desire. If you plan on sharing this toy with a partner, I suggest you use the necessary safety precautions.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I was very pleased with the overall packaging. The outer box has the name of the line and the name of the toy written in gold on the front. The back has a picture of the product, and underneath the picture is a list of the vibe's awesome qualities. I had to tear the outer box because I could not get it open otherwise, and I wanted to get my hands on the toy!
The inner box is a sturdy, black cardboard box. It isn't as sturdy as Lelo's boxes or the Je Joue boxes, but it will make for a great storage place. On the top of the box are the backwards B and regular K, which is again in the gold color. On the front of the box is the word "OhMiBod", but it is in a black color and is hard to see. Upon opening the box, you will find the lipstick vibe sitting in some black silk. It is actually a cardboard insert covered in black silk. The top lid is connected to the rest of the box by some satin material. When you take the vibe out, you will find the charging cord and the user's manual. The user's manual is very short, easy to follow and read, and full of information. There are a few diagrams to show how to work and charge the toy. I really enjoyed reading the user's manual, which has never happened.
My vibrator sits nicely in the silk, but I find it super difficult and a pain to get out. I took this part out and threw it away, but I kept the box. The box, without the carboard covered silk, holds the vibe, charging cord, user's manual, and a couple of other small bullets. I really like the box. The packaging is very nice and classy, and it would definitely make a great gift.
The outside of the packaging:

Inside packaging:

    • Good for storage
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift


I honestly liked this more than I thought I would. When I think of buzzy vibrations, my mind automatically goes back to my Fairy Baby experience. It really wasn't fair of me to assume that this toy was going to be the exact same. First off, I absolutely adore the design. While I do not need to be discreet, Kandi kisses will be the almost perfect vibe for someone who does. The vibrations are buzzy and somewhat high pitched, but my body responded in a way that I did not expect. After about 30 minutes of solo play, I was starting to get frustrated. However, I told myself to be patient. I continued to masturbate, and the medium vibrations kept me at that point where I was about come. I switched from using the tip for pinpoint stimulation and the body of the lipstick for a more broad stimulation, and finally the big O arrived. It was a pretty long orgasm but not that intense. In the end, I love this little vibe for a slow masturbation session. I also prefer to use it on the days when I am sensitive because that is when this toy is the most effective. Some days I need all the power I can get, but sometimes I want that slow build up to an orgasm.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Tantric Tendencies
    Thanks for review.
  • marrythenight
    thank you for your detailed and helpful review! thank you for taking the time to include photographs as well! this looks like a very classy toy, especially with the packaging.
  • Azule
    Thanks for this great review, the pictures were amazing and it really helped to hear your personal preference.
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
  • darkkitty
    Great review!
  • sweetpea12
    I love the USB charger, Thanks for the review
  • MamaDivine
    Great photos. Thank you for your review!
  • bh253
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for this great review
  • Cat E.
    Good review.
  • The Vixen
    Thanks for all the great pics and your review
  • amenti

    Thank you for your super helpful review! this one seems perfect for travel, but isn't quite as discreet as I would like.

  • Leather & Lace
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