These dandy little Mycero finger vibes|Finger massager - Mycero set are adorable - and that's about it.

Two twin vibes come in an easy-to-open package which lists simple operation instructions in 5000 languages. You can imagine how much space they take up on the little box, so I was on my own to figure out how to change the batteries, etc.

First, I removed the silicone sleeve that has the stretchy finger loop on it for washing. It's silicone, so it scrubbed up just fine and can be sterilized later. The vibe inside is plastic, with a little door that opens on the side where two watch batteries fit. The ON button is on the base of the vibe and has one setting only.

They say to place a vibe on the tip of your nose, because that's the closest you can come to what it might feel like on your clit. Well, it shocked my nose! My lover and I tried to have a contest to see who could hold it on their nose longer and... we called it a tie.

With those kind of shockwaves, I assumed that the Myceros would do a more complicated trick just fine.

I wrapped the stretchy band around my pointer finger and placed it on my clit. Hmm... didn't feel like it did on my nose. Hmm... this is really boring. Hmm... does my car need an oil change soon? Hmm... maybe if I move it his vibe around in circle more. Oh...oh...no! The batteries are dead.

What these Myceros ARE good for is foreplay. My lover and I strapped these to our fingers and played with their vibrations all over our bodies. I especially liked when she would drag it up and down my inner thigh, sending waves of anticipation through me.

Yeah, that got me pretty hot, but you'd better have something else waiting in the wings because the Myceros couldn't take me to orgasm, even though they seemed to be cheering pretty loud for the team.

My idea to make this product a little better is to try and find another small bullet to put into the stretchy silicone sleeve. The bullet it comes with is mediocre and has little stamina. I'm going to look in my toy chest and see what I can find. If I come up short, then these little vibes will certainly find their place in foreplay, but they won't ever see the main event.