Not A Splash For Me!

All in all I believe that this is a failure. I really expected a lot more from it. They really need to do something about the way it smells too.
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Pros
Small, discreet.
Cons
Stinks, sticks you and doesn't carry vibes well.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Dolphin clit teaser in my opinion is a waste of perfectly good AA batteries. The vibrations are pretty good but they don't make it to the dolphin very well. I guess if you use it with a really good insertable vibe you might get off, but other than that... Umm no. It smells horrible! I can't even explain what it smells like except that it is NOT pleasant.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Dolphin is made of plastic at the base and the dolphin cap is jelly. The dolphin is pointy and not very pleasurable; it stabs you a little. It is safe for you though, as long as you don't prick yourself with its nose. It is made of food grade material and is hypo-allergenic. It is also latex free and phthalates free.
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I would have liked the design if the dolphin wasn't so flimsy, if its nose wasn't so pointy and if the vibrations carried to the dolphin cap. It is fairly obvious that they didn't have very many people test out this product before packaging and selling it. I guess if you popped off the dolphin it would be a good pocket massager. The base has good vibes.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It takes 1-AA battery. The vibrations in the base are good but they do not travel well to the cap. It has a twist control where you insert the battery. The packaging says that it is waterproof but it does NOT have a rubber seal where the battery goes in, so I wouldn't get it wet.

Care and Maintenance

I always use water based lubes as they are compatible with most things. I found it was easy to clean with soap and warm water. Washing it does not get rid of the smell though. Whenever it is possible I store all of my toys in their original packaging.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

It comes in a clear plastic sleeve-like container that can be reused for storage. That is what I do. There were no instructions on it, but you just put the battery in and twist.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

I was really disappointed with this. It looked so cute until I turned it on and attempted to have a little fun with it. I would not get another one... ever. I'm not sure how long it will take to forget that smell either.
Follow-up commentary
I swear I cant even open this thing up to give it another chance. The smell is so overwhelming that it makes my stomach lurch forward. Ugh. No no no! I really wanted to give it another shot and maybe be able to improve the review on it but I just cant. In the trash it goes.
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  • Contributor: Stephanie Marie
    Freat Review!
  • Contributor: Adam02viper
    Fantastic review
  • Contributor: Bunnycups
    I would want to forget bad smelling toys too.
  • Contributor: liilii080
    I passed on this one. It looked like a clit pecker and that doesn't sound fun!
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Not fun
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Thanks for the review, and the warning!
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Lol...keep your nose far away.....
  • Contributor: Eden C.
    Sorry it didn't work out for you! Great review!
  • Contributor: VanillaFreeSex
    I haven't tried mine out yet. I keep running out of batteries!
    great review, maybe I'll at least take mine out of the box and smell it. hehe
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    @Vanillafree be afraid...be very afraid...lol
  • Contributor: JWinston
    Great Review!
  • Contributor: Mason
    great review!
  • Contributor: CandyGirly
    Great review
  • Contributor: michaeldrussman
    Great review!
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    Great review. I hate when you buy a toy and get your hopes up, only to be let down. This happened to me last week with some breast massagers... so disappointed.
  • Contributor: stars
    great review!
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Thanks and I know. I love dolphins too but not this one.
  • Contributor: Ice1
    Thanks for the warning on this one!
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Thanks so much for the review!
  • Contributor: Pinkshirt
    Thanks
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