Mega mite - pocket rocket by Cal Exotics - review by Crimsondevilsin

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Not too mega...and with very little mite.

It was quite disappointing. It very very weak. The packaging was very 80s-looking and very lame. I don't just wasn't for me.
Small, lovely color, simple to use.
Very weak vibrations, drains batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


The Mega Mite was a nice little idea. It has a nicely textured tip. I had really really high expectations for this little guy. I ripped open the packaging and put the battery in. One little battery brought it to life. I gave this little toy so many tries. I really did. My boyfriend and I tried it, and I tried it multiple times by myself. It just was very soft with no punch - nothing. It warmed me up just a little. That's it. There was like nothing. It didn't work for me. It just wasn't enough. It had little to no kick. I tried over my nipples and on my clit. It was perfect on my nipples.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

It was super cute and super simple. It wasn't intimidating at all. It was a pretty red and pink. The texture was nice and smooth with a little texture on the body for grip. The top had three little nubs. It was amazing. It was also the perfect size to throw in the purse for traveling. It was white and cute, and I just couldn't get over the fact that it was so perfect.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the bright red color. It fit into my hand very well. It had a nice texture to the top of it for stimulation and a little texture on the base so you won't drop it in the shower or tub or wherever you use it. This toy is easy to hide and easy to use anywhere because of its small, compact size. You can travel with it easily. I believe it would be great for beginners and maybe some more sensitive advanced users.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibration is located in the top of the toy. There is only two options: on and off. Sometimes it gets a little tricky. If you don't close it just right, it is a pain in the ass. It worked well in water if you closed it up tightly. The controls in the middle of the toy are simple and easy to use, so it is hard to miss it.

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to clean. As mentioned earlier, it's plastic which is non-porous, so some anti-bacterial soap and some warm water should clean this toy just fine. I remove the battery before cleaning this toy just to be on the safe side. I've never used toy wipes or toy cleaning spray, but I assume that those would work just as well. Do not boil the toy. It is best if you clean the toy before and after use, and the Mega Mite packaging encourages this practice as well. It does collect lint.
Follow-up commentary
I felt so bad for giving this little guy a bad review. I tried to like him but he just was not for me.
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    Nice review
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    Thanks for sharing!
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