Mega mite - pocket rocket by Cal Exotics - review by ana123

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Perfect for the dorm!

I have, and will, continue to recommend this product to friends. It is an exciting first clitoral vibrator that will provide enough stimulation to those who do not require jack hammer vibrations. It is also small enough to use in many different sexual positions.
The Mega Mite offers strong enough vibrations, it is discreet, small, and quiet.
Stimulation is not pin pointed, also the vibrations be only enough for beginners.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This vibrator is best used for clitoral stimulation during masturbation or sex. It can also be used on the penis, scrotum, and perineum. This toy will work for couples, or solo play. It is good for both men and women who enjoy vibrations that are strong, but not too strong.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Perineum

Material / Texture

I was pleasantly surprised to find that this product did not make my hand numb. The vibrations are centered around the head of the vibrator, and don't travel much to the handle, which gives you that mood killing numb feeling. However, some women may need more pinpointed stimulation on their clitoris, instead of it being spread out over a wider area, as is the case with Mega Mite. Also, I tend to prefer a softer material instead of just a hard plastic. Also, plastic cannot be sterilized. The balls at the tip did add extra texture, that added nice stimulation to my nipples, when used with lube.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Overall I liked the design, although this clitoral stimulator is not for those who need pinpoint stimulation. It is better for the people who enjoy the vibrations to be spread over a wider area. A softer material would have been preferred, but the plastic did feel nice on the body when lubricant was applied. The shape and size are convenient for solo masturbation, as well as small enough for achieving a clitoral orgasm during sex. I would say the vibrations, however, are more for beginners. The toy stayed hidden the entire year of its use. It was discreet enough to put into a dresser, and never turned on my accident. It would be easy to put into a suitcase for pleasurable vacations.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I bought this vibrator my first year in college. I needed something that was discreet, powerful, preferably waterproof, and most importantly QUIET. Also, living off of a college student's budget, I needed it to be relatively cheap and not use watch batteries, which are expensive and notorious for dying. So I did my research, and this clitoral vibrator seemed to fit the bill. I should preface this review by saying that I have used other objects as vibrators before, so I was used to strong deep vibrations around my clitoris. Anyway, the first time I used this vibrator was in the shower in my dorm. At first I was afraid of my roommates hearing me play with myself in the shower, but I must say this vibrator is relatively quiet. And with the water running I'm positive they could not have heard a thing...except maybe my moans! The Mega Mite delivered the nice strong vibrations that I was previously used to and more! The two speeds offer enough stimulation, and allow me to build up an amazing orgasm during solo play. Also, the controls were easy enough to use.

My problem came when I tried to use this during sex with my boyfriend. I will say that for couple play it is small and quiet enough not to become cumbersome, or to loud on the higher setting, but it was not enough stimulation for me to have an amazing orgasm during sex. I tried multiple times to achieve that tow curling body shaking big O and it just never came. I would get small spasms that were nothing like I received during masturbation. I chalked it up to the vibrations not being strong enough.

On a positive note my boyfriend used this vibrator multiple times during his solo masturbation sessions on the underside of his penis and on his perineum and was able to achieve stronger orgasms. This was his first vibrator so men take note the Mega Mite need not be just for your woman.

Sadly, almost exactly one year after purchasing this product it suddenly stopped working. I tried switching the battery but it had gone to vibrator heaven. I will say however that I had dropped it once which could have lead to the Mega Mite's demise.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

Because this toy is plastic you can not sterilize it. However it is waterproof, so a wash with mild soap and wiping it down with alcohol will suffice. Also, remember to remove the batteries when storing, to prolong the life of the Mega Mite. I stored this toy in my dresser. It felt best with lube, and all lube and fluids were easy to wash off when I was finished with this product.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The use of this product was self explanatory, but there were some brief direction included. No storage box was included with the item, but it is easy to find a small pouch to store the Mega Mite in.
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

Overall, I liked this toy, and would have continued to use it had it not died. Mega Mite and I had fond shower memories, and he was what turned me on to shower masturbation. There is nothing better to de-stress after a long day than a solo session in a bath tub. But if you need strong vibrations you may want to look elsewhere.


After having enjoyed this product for over a year, I have to say that the Mega Mite gave me a pleasant first clitoral vibe experience. It was cute and discreet. And most importantly not intimidating to my boyfriend, who had never used a sex toy during masturbation or otherwise. I have to thank the Mega Mite for changing his opinion on sex toys, and opening me up to the world of vibrators. It was easy to use, and came in handy when I needed to knock out a quick one.
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  • fghjkl
    At one point you say that the vibrations aren't strong enough yet you gave it a 4/5 vrooms??

    I think this is a really great first review and you definitely have lots of potential. I suggest checking out the mentor program for help with structure and flow. I also noticed a lot of repetitiveness.

    Awesome job though, sounds like you got some good use out of this guy!
  • ToyGeek
    Welcome to EF!
  • ana123
    Thanks for the constructive criticism Emily. I have joined the mentor program and have corrected the vrooms. It was an oversight on my part, I should have been more consistent. I would like to just state again that I enjoyed this clit vibe but did find the vibrations lacking. I hope my opinion is now a clearer.

    And thanks ToyGeek for the welcome! I've been lurking for 2 years, cant believe I just now decided to join!
  • fghjkl
    Awesome! Thanks so much. I can really tell that, with a bit of guidance from the mentor program, you're going to be an awesome reviewer.
  • Airekah
    Thanks for the review!
  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
  • TheirPet
    Still, a year is a long time to last for such a cost-efficient vibe!
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing!
  • SubmissiveFeminist
    Nice review!
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  • Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info!
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