Pristine - traditional vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by MeghanLeigh003


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Pristine Perfection!

Pristine is a thick, long, traditional vibrator that is perfect for someone who is looking for a full, satisfying feeling. Easy to operate, with three powerful levels of vibration; Pristine is perfection and will leave you satisfied each and every time.
Quiet, powerful vibrations.
Minimal variety, light odor.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Pristine by Evolved Novelties is absolute perfection in every way if you're looking for a traditional vibrator that has a little bit more girth than your average toy. This is a long, thick vibrator that is best for those who have some experience with bigger toys or could be a good starting point for someone who is looking for a fuller feeling. Incredibly quiet, this toy can be used with roommates and is hard to hear even when set to the highest setting. Plus, it's waterproof which makes this a great toy to take into the tub or shower if you're looking to get a little wet and wild.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Pristine is made of a pretty grape kool-aid colored purple TPR. TPR is phthalates-free, latex free and hypo-allergenic. There is a slight smell, that is somewhat floral like but with a good wash it disappears. This toy has no taste.

The top of this vibrator has two bulges which taper down into a vertical ribbed texture that takes up the lower half of the toy. The mid section is somewhat squishy so the toy can be bent to a certain degree.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Pristine is not meant for the faint of heart! This is one big toy and I was a little surprised when it first arrived on my doorstep! Pristine is 8 3/4" in length & 6 3/4" of that total length are insertable. The circumference of this toy is an impressive 5 3/4" around and it weighs in at 1 lb.

Like other Evolved Novelties products this toy is solid and well made. The soft, squishy material makes this easy to insert and be bent to provide some degree of clitoral stimulation.

The battery compartment is located at the bottom of the toy and is easy to twist open and closed. There is a water tight seal, so you can take this toy into deeper waters if you're interested. As standard on most Evolved toys, there is a one button push to operate and use all the functions.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Operating the Pristine is so simple! Pristine operates off of 2 AA batteries, which are housed in the shaft of this toy. With a basic push button for on/off and changing speeds its as simple as clicking a button! There are three speeds to this toy, however there are no additional functions. I was incredibly surprised at how quiet this was, even when set to the highest setting; powerful, yet quiet!

Pristine's motor is located at the head of the vibrator, so the majority of the vibrations are located in the head of the shaft. This makes this toy great for g-spot stimulation, or using it externally as a clitoral stimulator. For those who need a clitoral attachment, this might not be the perfect toy for you but with some manipulation you can bend this toy to get some vibrations where you need them.

Using this toy in the tub or shower is safe, because the battery compartment shuts tightly and has a water tight seal to keep water and condensation out.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This isn't a high maintenance toy at all! Care of Pristine is easy and involves either mild soap and water, or a good antibacterial toy cleaner. One thing to keep in mind is that there is ribbing on this toy, so using a wash cloth or towel is a good idea to make sure you clean all the grooves.

It is safe to use both water based and silicone based lubricants with Pristine. I used Get Maxxx and had great results; it didn't take a lot of lubricant to cover this toy, even with its size.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Evolved Novelties is great with their packaging and Pristine comes in a decorated metal box, with a clear plastic top that snaps on with metal clamps. This would make great packaging and you could even use the box to store other toys, however it wouldn't be very discreet as the cover is clear.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift


When I first took Pristine out of the package, I was a little intimidated by the girth of this toy. However, once lubed up, it was easy and comfortable to insert and thrust. If you're someone who enjoys a little more girth, then it's worth giving this Evolved product a try.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Lizzy
    Good review thanks
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    Appreciate great review!
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    Thank you!
  • MissCandyland
    Nice review!! Thank you!!
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