Pristine - traditional vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Mistress M.


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The Pristine is a fantastic vibrator. I cannot express enough how great you will find this toy to be if you look past the size of it. It has great vibrations, and is designed wonderfully. If you buy this toy, you will not be disappointed.
Strong vibrations / sleek texture / wonderfully designed / safe material
Some may consider the size a con.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Pristine is, in essence a vaginal vibrator. When I first got this vibrator, I thought it looked horrific. Mainly because this toy is huge. It's got a big girth, a big length, and some great vibrations. Honestly, if you get past the size, this toy would be nearly fantastic for anyone! It can be used solo, or with a significant other. The toy feels wonderful for vaginal insertion, and even for light clit play. I would not recommend this toy for anal use however, because of the sheer size.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The Pristine is made out of a wonderfully soft, smooth TPR. It is a fantastic material, that is Hypo-allergenic, Latex free and Phthalates free. The texture has a great feel to it, being bulged and ribbed. The texture adds to the great feel of this toy when it is used. The dial of the toy is a hard plastic.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Pristine is approximately 8 and 3/4 inches long. It has an insert-able length of 6 and 3/4th inches, and a circumference of 5 and 3/4th inches. The diameter is a 1 and 3/4th inches. The toy weighs approximately one pound. As I have stated, this toy is rather large. This toy, however, is a fantastic toy for anyone. It has enough of a variation in settings that it would be great for someone who wants a larger sex toy but likes lighter vibration, to the user who wants a large toy with a strong vibration. As mentioned, this toy is bulged and ribbed, and it adds to the charm and the wonderful feel of the toy. This toy is harder to hide than some vibrators because of the size, and it certainly isn't discreet. Anyone who sees this toy will certainly know what it is used for! It is a very pretty vibrator.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Pristine has three vibration settings. While with this lovely vibration array, it has the godsend of also being waterproof. I used the Pristine in the shower, and to my happiness, the toy was definitely waterproof. The bottom of the toy is a push button, and it is powered by two AA batteries. The vibrations can be felt throughout the toy when it is in use, which makes it a keeper. When inserted, the toy doesn't slow down for it's vibrations. This toy is also relatively discreet until the third setting, where it has a high pitched buzzing sound. Do not let the high pitched buzzing sound distract you from this toy, however. With the positioning of the push button on the very bottom of the vibrator, it makes it harder to bump it during play, with is another fantastic bonus with the Pristine. The Pristine also does not appear to to be a battery guzzler. I have used it for a week, but I have not had to replace the batteries yet.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

To care for this toy warm water and soap again reigns supreme. The ribs and bulges of this toy can be a little more tricky to clean, so use a towel or wash cloth to clean it. There are several lubes that are safe to use with the Pristine, in which I recommend silicone or water based. When you store the toy, I would suggest that you store the toy in a toy bag, or within the metal storage box that it comes inside.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Pristine comes in a very nice, metal storage box. It is one of the nicer things about Evolved Novelties, they come with fantastic cases that make great for storage.
    • Good for storage


The first time I used the Pristine I was horrified at the size. After making sure that I was warmed up enough, I worked this baby inside and it felt wonderful. The toy has a very smooth glide to it, and the texture feels amazing. I cannot describe in words how great this vibrator is. It performed fantastic. The vibrations were felt throughout, and it even vibrated up to my clitoris. It isn't a battery hog, despite the large size, and it would make a great toy for anyone.
Follow-up commentary
The Pristine is again, one of my favorite vibrators. There are some that I have that sit in my toy chest and do not get much use, however this would not be one of them. The Pristine is still a go-to vibrator, and I have to say that I am still very happy with it.
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  • Petite Cannibal
    Thanks for the review!
  • MissCandyland
    Great review! Thank you!
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