Jumbo massager - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by SexyTabby

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Shake, Rattle and Volume!

This Goliath has the whole 'WOW' factor to make it fun. Might need to take stock in ear protection for the volume, but it has a lot of size and a lot of vibrations to get the job done.
Traditional, large and filling.
May be too large for some to handle, not waterproof, rattles and very deafening.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Jumbo Massager is a traditional vibrator. Both the shape and size make it a fun conversational piece and an entertaining ride. The Jumbo Massager can be used vaginally, anally and for clitoral stimulation. Because it is a traditional vibrator, anyone could find comfort using the massager. However, due to the size, it may not be well suited for all users.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Jumbo Massager is constructed of plastic. Smooth to the touch, it is non-porous, Phthalates free and Hypo-allergenic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The Jumbo Massager is designed as a traditional vibrator, just in a Goliath size: 11" in length (10" being insertable) and 1 1/2" in diameter. There is a slight tapering to the tip for easy insertion. The motor is located in the base of the unit, but vibrations are felt throughout the entire massager. It is operated with a simple dial control located at the bottom of the vibrator. This control can be easily and accidentally turned on with the slightest touch. The Jumbo Massager runs on 3 size "C" batteries, making for lots of vroom and lots of sound.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This traditional vibe has rumbly and intense vibrations that can be increased with the dial. The vibrations are powerful and easily felt throughout the unit. The girth and extra length also make it great for thrusting. Just be sure you realize how much your body can safely take to prevent injury.

There is no automatic shut off; simply turn the dial back to the off position when done. It should be noted that this massager is extremely loud. It starts off loud, and as you turn the dial it only gets louder. The motor inside rattles against the casing, also lending to the increased sound and unusual vibrations.

You will have to be able to separate yourself from the annoying volume and rattling in order to enjoy what it has to offer. The rattling and noise is extremely distracting.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The Jumbo Massager is plastic, therefore can be cleaned with antibacterial soap & water, rubbed down with alcohol, or wiped down with toy cleaner. Its smooth surface makes clean up easy.

Any of your favorite lubes are safe with the Jumbo Massager, be they water, oil or silicone based.

Please remember this one is not waterproof and care should be taken to keep liquids away from the battery compartment.

Lacking a toy bag big enough for this one, I have opted to keep the toy in its original packaging for storage.
    • Easy to clean


Nothing special here. The Jumbo Massager comes in simple, clear, easy open plastic, which is not discreet. You can dispose of it or re-use it for storage. There are basic care instructions printed on the backside of package.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Length makes it fun and easy to hold onto. Rattling and sound is terrible.


For me the volume is too intense, killing the mood, and the rumbling, rattling vibrations not only tired out my hand but were too much vaginally. The motor was bouncing way too much. The best answer for me was to kill the vibrations and use another toy for vibrating stimulation. Reduced to a thrusting toy, it performed wonderfully.

I was also comfortable using the Jumbo Massager for anal use as there's no way in the world I could take 10" anally, and it allowed for a good hand hold despite not having a flared base. If you are one of the God's able to take that much length, then I don't recommend it to be used for that purpose when it's safer to simply buy a toy specific for anal use.

Overall a fun toy and there is that 'Oh My God it's HUGE!' factor that is entertaining as well. Realistically, not one that will be used in vibration mode often. Great for thrusting but not so much for its intended purposes because of the shake, rattle and volume. Not discreet in the slightest.
Follow-up commentary
The Jumbo Massager is a lot fun, but it definitely has it's time and place, usually when no one else is in the house! The Jumbo is extremely loud so play time with it is minimum. I still enjoy it's size and the rumbly vibrations despite the sound. I keep this one inside my night stand for those moments when I'm ready for anything but quiet time. The Jumbo is one of those annoyingly pleasing vibrators that are designed to simply get the job done.
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • SexyTabby
    You're welcome
  • ~LaUr3n~
    A vibrator that may then require a hearing aid? Not cool lol
  • SexyTabby
    lol this one is my jack hammer gotta protect the ears from him
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I used to joke with my friends that using this vibrator was like fucking a generator!

    try plugging in your ipod and listening to music, or porn. It helps with the god awful noise.
  • SexyTabby
    lol it is so loud you do need a distraction
  • ShadowKitten
    this sounds like an amusing vibrator, thanks for the review
  • SexyTabby
    You are welcome
  • zracer
    Great review
  • SexyTabby
    Thank you
  • Tbanda
    Thank you!
  • Apirka
    Nice review, thanks for sharing
  • Cat E.
    Thanks for updating your review.
  • SexyTabby
    Thanks & your welcome
  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thank you for your review hun
  • Eugler
    Thank you!
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