Super Twins, Super Smelly

I honestly don't understand how companies can put out products with such blatant issues!?! You'll find by reading my review that this bullet set has some pretty bad ones. It's a shame because the bullets themselves are not as buzzy as other cheap bullets and are extremely powerful! If you can get over the smell, and maybe it decrease with time, I don't know, these are pretty cool. They have four set levels of power and have an easy to use controller. If only the cord were longer, but at least it's thick so you can be a little rougher on it!

The Super Twins are made of rich red plastic. Plastic isn't the worst material out there, being that it is non-porous. However, it doesn't hold up to time or hot temperatures as well as glass or silicone. It cannot be sterilized. While plastic is non-porous and free of other harmful chemicals materials like jelly has, it cannot be sterilized, so make sure you use a condom if you're sharing. This material is rigid with no flex. It has a matte feeling too it that make it feel like it has a velvety finish. I like when toys have that, but this one is a little uneven.

The smell is horrendous! I don't even know exactly what to compare it to. It sort of smells like burning rubber, like squealing tires. It's hard to imagine smells transferring from plastic, but it does with this! It makes me question the integrity of the plastic.

You don't just get one bullet with this toy, you get two! The bullets are identical. They are 2 1/4" long. That size is pretty typical of cheaper bullets. It's slender, but still ample. They are about 1 1/8" in diameter, ~3 3/8" in circumference. There are water resistant stoppers at the ends of the bullets where the cord goes in. The cords immediately coming out of the bullets are thin and 4" long. They then are merged by a thick casing over both wires at the same time making the cord thick and annoying to maneuver. It's a total of 21" long which is short, in my opinion. At the end it has an AC jack that plugs into the controller. This is a nice feature because it can be plugged into other power packs with AC holes of the same size. Mix and match your collection!

The controller is easy to hols and has nice ribbing for a good grip when lubed up. It's about 1 /2" by 4", a good size for many hands to hold onto between the fingers, using the thumb to control the sliding switch. There is a red indicator light on the controller. The back slides open so that 2 AA batteries can be inserted.





This toy is obvious because of its traditional design. It's fairly easy to hide, though. I wouldn't travel with it unless you put it in a bag so the cords don't get pulled.

To control the dual bullets you slide the slider, duh. You can slide it into any of the four positions. Unfortunately, there is no way to control the bullets separately. They have to be controlled together.

1. The first level is moderate and already powerful enough to finish me. It's rattles but is not as buzzy as I thought it would be for being a cheap toy. It's actually closer to rumbly. The noise level is loud and the bullets sound funny - like they're going to break. They could be heard through a thin door if not inserted.

2. The second level of steady vibration slightly increased in power and noise.

3. There is a higher jump with the third increasing the level to high. The noise increases a lot more as well. This can be heard through a door.

4. I would consider this level to be intense. It's too powerful for me and the vibrations become buzzier, but are very strong. This level is best for insertion.

Plastic can be used with any kind of lubricant. You really don't need a lot to use these externally, though. I didn't use any lubricant at all. To clean, wipe them down with a damp washcloth or use toy wipes. Be careful not the get the ac jack wet. Let it dy, remove the batteries, and store in a cool and dry place.

The packaging is a simple plastic clam shell. It clearly shows the toy through the front, so it is not discreet. It's nothing impressive and isn't great for gift giving, but is fine for storage. It still doesn't contain the smell, though. Yea, that's how bad this thing reeks. The front says "Twin Super Vital Vibe". It has very little information about the toy, so I don't recommend it to beginners who might want a bit of instruction. This has none.

I suggest getting these on sale. I got them for about four bucks. I think they are worth less than they are prices, regularly. For the same price, there are better option...that don't smell so bad either.

The biggest downside of these bullets for their function is the 4" cord each bullet has separately. That means that you can't use them on two areas that are more than about 7" apart. DUMB! You have to cut the casing around the cords. The cords are very thin, otherwise, so it's not a good idea. Inserting one of these leaves the other to be used on the clit. This seems to be the best situation for use. I'm not overly impressed with these because of the smell and design flaws, but it is very powerful for very cheap!

I did not attempt to insert these together, but I suppose you could. The rattling together, might not be comfortable, however.