I have been searching for my G-Spot for some time; but to no avail. That elusive little pleasure button has hidden itself so deep within me that I am beginning to question if I even have an operating one. I have tried many things in my quest to find it. I have done extensive research. I have used the Super Sex Sling for positioning. I have tried the Swirled Double Dong G-Spot Shaft, to name a few.

The Taffy Tickler G-spot vibrator did not help my pursuit at all. It emerged from the box looking like koosh ball body jewelry; the kind I have pondered getting for my piercings. The silicone points, which cover the entire surface, looked intimidating and uncomfortable yet were mostly soft. However, the texture prevented easy lubrication of the toy. The Eros Bodyglide|Eros bodyglide got trapped between the small shafts and did not spread evenly over the length of the toy. My hand was soaking by the time it was adequately lubed.

The Taffy Tickler did not feel comfortable either. The little spikes acted like sticky little hands, trying to cling to my lips as I tried to penetrate myself. I had to force the shaft into myself. And after it failed to give me an orgasm, the points became almost abrasive to the inside of my vagina. My hypersensitive skin aside, the silicone tips were not as smooth on the inside as they seemed against my hand. It didn't hurt; it didn't itch; the texture simply felt uncomfortable.

But most importantly, it did not give me an orgasm. Finally, I lay there with it inside me and slowly rolled up the vibration intensity. Then rolled down the vibration intensity. And rolled it up again. And rolled it down again. And rocked the shaft forward and back. My body did not react. My nerves did not hum, twitch, or tickle sweetly in the slightest. My vagina only seemed unhappily penetrated. And my G-Spot remained more dormant than ever. I tried multiple times to no improvement. My frustration discouraged me from any further experimentation with the Taffy Tickler.

It even resisted coming out of my body. The curve of the shaft and those damn little points clung inside me as hard as they resisted going in. I had to rip the shaft from myself; only increasing my body's disappointment in this specimen of g-spot vibrators.