Take Me Out to the Ball Game!

The Intensity Bat Bullet is an amazing product, especially for its price! It provides a smooth feel without being loud, has an adorable color, and is quite powerful for a 1-speed bullet. It's very small and discreet for easy travel, use, and handling. I would suggest this to anyone who is in a living situation where sound could be a problem or who is a beginner looking for a starter bullet.
Published:
Pros
Quiet
Powerful
Velvety Texture
Discreet
Easy Control & Clean
Waterproof
Long Battery Life
Cons
Takes an N Battery
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

This little slugger is a great way to knock one out of the park, alone or with a partner. With a little water based lube, this guy can really knock out your bases, such as nipples, clit, neck, and other sensitive areas. He plays well with others too! So feel free to tag your favorite friends, such as: dildos, vibrators, g-spot vibrators, anal play toys, or your partner while he stimulates your clit. I would recommend this toy for women looking for a nice, small, clitoral stimulating bullet. I also recommend this for couples who want to add more stimulation during their play time.

I would not recommend this toy for anal play or G-spot stimulation. Due to the small size and lack of flaring at the base, there is no way to retrieve the bullet.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Women
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This Bullet Bat is velvety and smooth to the touch as well as scent and flavor free. Not to mention he is phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, food-grade material, and latex free. He is non-porous and is made out of plastic so he's nice and sturdy. It has a nice flat head that makes massage fun! While he is velvety smooth, he provides quite a bit of stimulation. Perfect for beginners or a nice addition to advanced users collections!
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The slugger is shaped like a baseball bat, with the bottom part being smaller and the head being wider, and fits the contour of your hand nicely! The push button on the bottom can become a little slippery if you use lube and get it on your fingers. Like all things do when they become wet.

His size makes him very, very easy to hide, literary in the palm of your hand, making him travel worthy. But remember if you're flying it could set off a metal detector.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

On/Off Button: It's at the smaller end, or bottom, of the bullet. Easily reachable, it takes one firm press but it's not easy to turn off by accident. That's a plus in my book. The button controls the one available speed.

And while this guy only has ONE speed, that speed is VRRRR-RRRR-RRRROOOM! The vibrations are high/medium "buzzy". While they are strong they are relatively quiet, as compared to that of a cellphone vibrating. Easily masked by a comforter, blanket or door. Making it perfect for anyone who is in a living situation where sound could be a factor.

SOUND: I tested this with my partner. I asked him to go outside in the living room and I closed the bedroom door. Without any blankets, and no noise in the living room, he could just barely hear a light buzz. He compared it to a cellphone vibrating. Without blankets but with sound (tv on low/med settings) in the living room he couldn't hear sound from the bedroom at all. With blankets (sheet and comforter) he could not hear anything.

If you're looking for something you can use in a dorm, apartment, or anywhere you are worried about sound, I would recommend this. I personally live in an apartment and the bathroom seems to be the thinnest walls in the entire place. I can hear EVERYTHING my neighbors say! So I totally approve this product for apartment living.

WATERPROOF/SPLASH PROOF: That's right! Not only does this little guy bat 1000 but he loves to play in the rain! He had been throughly tested in the shower & tub, without leaking, thanks to the cute pink "O-ring" to protect the battery.

SOUND: Worth noting, I was showering and bathing with the overhead vent/fan on too just for extra sound coverage. While in the shower, I couldn't hear him myself! My partner said he didn't even know I was using it! While in the tub, I noticed a very very low hum, but nothing that you could hear past the door.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Care is very very simple. Being nonporous and waterproof you can use mild soap and water or water-based toy cleaners. Lubes are not necessarily needed but water-based or silicone would be okay, being that it's made from plastic.

As for storing, since the bat is so small you can easily store it in a silk bag, drawer, or box. No color distortion or melting has occurred while touching other toys. However I would advise taking the battery out if you don't plan on using it for a long period of time, to keep from the battery from corroding, and breaking down the toy prematurely.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

It comes in a simple blister pack with flowery cardboard insert with an N battery included. The blister pack was easy to open, just pull the two sides apart, no scissors needed.Instructions were simple photos that showed how to unscrew the end, place the battery in (negative side first), and reattach the lid. No further instructions were needed.

As for using the package as a storage place, I wouldn't, it takes up too much room.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet packaging

Personal comments

I would like to mention that I am a beginner in toys, so I have yet to be spoiled by luxury vibrators that have high intensity power that can vibrate you into a sweet bliss. So please take into consideration that I do not have such comparisons for power - yet!

Experience

We (my fiancée and I) love this guy. He's small and simple, waterproof, silky smooth, powerful, quiet, and in quite an adorable color!

We used him together in foreplay, during our fun times, and I used him by myself in private.

So for the regular price (or the free Facebook gift) he is well worth it!
Follow-up commentary
I wouldn't really say that "I don't like this anymore". It's just that I don't find it to be as stimulating.

I still use it for when I'm traveling or as a "pocket" vibe.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by EdenFantasys.com

EdenFantasys Review Program

  • Get Free Toys
  • Enjoy Special Deals
Become a Reviewer
This review was edited by
  • Darling Jen Contributor: Darling Jen
  • Rank:
    6.5 / 10
  • Edited reviews: 93
Comments
Subscribe to comments
  • Contributor: Darling Jen
    Congrats on publishing! I'm so glad you liked the bullet. And I agree that the colors are absolutely adorable.
  • Contributor: Danielle1220
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: BadassFatass
    Great review.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Glad you loved this too!
  • Contributor: PenguinPair
    thanks
  • Contributor: (k)InkyIvy
    Wonderful review! Thanks for being so thorough!
Forum
Discussion Posts Last Update
These two reviews look an awful lot alike... 20
Thank you for viewing Intensity bullet – bullet discontinued review page!