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Egg Ecstasy is a corded bullet meant for clitoral stimulation. It can also be used for any type of external stimulation including the nipples and the outside of the anus. The cord seems pretty secure, so the bullet could possibly be inserted vaginally. I would put the bullet in a condom just to be on the safe side. I would not, under any circumstance, insert this toy anally. It simply isn't safe. The bullet can be placed at the base of an anal safe dildo to help make the vibrations stimulate the inside of the anal cavity. I wouldn't recommend this to those who have roommates or live in dorms as this toy is a little loud. If you have a fan or something to make background noise, then everything should be fine.
This bullet is designed to make masturbating or foreplay easy and simple. The little egg fits perfectly between two bodies, but the cord may end up in the way. Everyone on the sex toy spectrum, from beginners to advanced, could enjoy this cute little vibrator. Even though I mainly use this as a solo toy, it occasionally comes out for my hubby to use on me during orgasm torture. The one sad thing about the Egg Ecstasy is that it isn't waterproof, but it makes up for this small con with big vibrations.

This cute little egg and control pack is made out of plastic. This material gets a rating of 8 on EF's safety scale. Plastic is non-porous, hypo-allergenic, and latex/phthalates free. Plastic is also compatible with any lubricants, so feel free to use your favorite. This toy came without any smells or tastes. Plastic is very rigid, sturdy, and is pretty tough when it comes to rough use. The control pack has a shiny, glossy finish. This finish shows scratches pretty easily. There is a small seam that runs all along the sides of the control pack. The white control slider that changes the speeds feels rubbery. It has some definite drag to it which makes it easier to slide with slippery fingers. The control pack feels light and cheap until the batteries are put in it.
The egg has a velvet coating, and it really feels soft to the touch. This velvet coating makes gripping it during use really easy. The egg has some substantial weight to it, and it in no way feels cheap. The weight feels amazing in the palm of my hand. The egg has a small seam, but the seam isn't deep at all, so it shouldn't trap any fluids. I can't feel the seam during use, and I can hardly feel it with my fingers. The egg is very smooth and doesn't have any textures. This toy is a perfect beginner's toy. Everyone should have one of these, or something like it, in their collection.

The egg is shaped like... well like an egg. It provides a rounded point of an end, which could be used for more pinpoint stimulation. The sides of the egg could provide more broad stimulation. The egg is pretty medium in size measuring in at 2 1/8 inches in total length. It has a diameter of 1 1/4 inches. The medium size makes the egg easy to hold onto when it is vibrating. As I have said, this nice sized egg is pretty easy to fit between bodies during sex. The cord that attaches the egg to the control pack is average in length. It measures 37 1/2 inches. That gives me enough room to play with my clit and keep the control pack near my shoulders. I don't really have a problem with the cord getting tangled during use unless I am really moving around. It does tend to get tangled during storage though. The cord is nicely attached to the egg, and it even looks like it is sealed to help keep moisture and fluids out.
The egg plugs into the control pack via a universal jack style plug. This means that you can plug this egg into different control packs and vice versa. I have used this bullet with numerous control packs, and I haven't found one that isn't compatible with this egg yet. The control pack is small and has a curved side that makes it ergonomically shaped to fit in your palm. I have pretty small hands, and this fits perfectly in my palm. The control pack measures about 4 inches in total length. The overall compact size makes this a perfect travel companion.

Egg Ecstasy is super easy to set up and use. It takes 2 AA batteries, and it accepts rechargeable batteries. The battery life is average considering that I use this thing on the high setting constantly. The batteries are extremely easy to insert and take out. The back of the control back fastens easily as well, and it stays closed. On the side of the control pack are the words "Off", "Low", and "High". These words are written in white. When the rubbery slider is slid up, and the toy is officially turned on, the light at the top of the control pack will turn on. The light looks like a light blue color. The vibrations are all located in the egg, and none of the vibrations travel back into the control pack. The vibrations fall between buzzy and rumbly, and they are powerful. If holding onto the egg for a long period of time, your fingers may become numb or itchy. The same goes for your clit if having a long play session. I have had no problem with the egg coming unplugged from the control pack during use. The one down side to the amazing power is the noise that comes from it. It can be heard through a closed door, but background noise always helps drown it out.

Because this isn't waterproof, cleaning takes a little extra thought and care. I wash this in two separate pieces: the egg and the controller. I wipe down the controller with Eden wipes, but any toy wipe or toy cleaner would do. I would not put this under running water or wash this with anything extremely wet. The egg can be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap. I have put this under running water, but I wouldn't submerge it. If in a hurry, you can also clean with wipes like the controller. After cleaning, I wipe both parts down with a soft cloth. The one great thing about plastic is that is doesn't attract any lint or hair, so this can be thrown in a drawer. This has to be one of the easiest items to store. Plastic plays along well with other materials, so I don't have to worry about were I put it. I would suggest taking the batteries out of the toy. This way the toy doesn't have the chance to drain them or accidentally turn on. If you are in a hurry and have to leave them in, unplug the egg from the control pack. This may not prevent the control pack from turning on, but it will prevent the egg from vibrating and causing a disturbance.

This egg didn't come in a cardboard carton. Instead, it came in a simple plastic clam-shell package. The entire toy, egg and control, is visible in the front. Words like "Velvet Touch Coated Bullet" and "Just Relish Th Powerful Feeling" can be found on the front. Between this and the view of the toy, there is no hiding that this is indeed a sex toy. The back has a diagram showing how to insert the batteries. There is a little paper on the inside of the package that shows that same thing. The paper insert that hosts all of this info is designed with orange and purple swirls, and this can be taken out to help make this a little more discreet. The packaging can be used as storage, but I find storing it with my other bullets takes up less room. The one thing I love about this packaging is that there aren't any naked ladies or anything of that nature on it, so it would make a cute little gift.

I have had many, many orgasms with this toy. It never disappoints. If this one were to ever break, I would definitely buy a new one. I love how affordable and reliable the Egg Ecstasy is. Stop reading, and go buy one as soon as possible!