If you can get passed the very strange design and having a beaver tongue on your clit, it's functionality still really sucks. Upon placing it inside my vagina, something felt off. Honestly, it just feels like any regular dildo. The settings for the "twister", which is the part you place inside the vagina, did not do a THING for me. I could feel barely any movement at all. It was bulky, almost, in design. I also found it distracting instead of pleasing. It didn't work in conjunction with the clitoral part, it worked by itself and sometimes against it.


As for the clitoral part, I found the beaver tongue to be way too small. It was awkward trying to place it in exactly the right spot. And on top of that, the vibrating function really isn't all that great. With only two settings, and very little distinction between them, it was hard to get excited with this. I would sit and wait, wait, wait, to feel a pang of desire and... nothing! If you're looking for a great clitoral simulator, this just isn't the one.


The toy requires 3 AA batteries, which is a little excessive in my opinion. I also found that the battery hatch would not stay on. So most of the time, I'd just leave it off and the batteries would plop right out. It's not waterproof, so it's pretty hard to clean. When I would wash it, I noticed that the battery area would become all rusty. The sound, however, is very minimal. Nothing like some of the other vibes I've used. The material, rubber, was very clingy. It picked up a lot of debris. If you're going to use this toy, make sure you use a lubricant. The texture made it painful for me to insert it, until I used a lube.