OhMiBod - traditional vibrator by OhMiBod - review by vampyroteuthidae


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Too much for too little time.

The OhMiBod didn't work well with most music, was needlessly weak, and broke after almost no time at all. It turned most songs into a dull buzz before it broke without warning.
Intuitive controls, safe material
Weak vibrations, broke quickly, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was actually my first vibrator quite awhile back. Let me tell you upfront that it died. It died after under six months of light use. The motor just fizzled out. I smelled burning plastic, and it died. This was after all the metallic paint chipped off both the replaceable ends, and I found out how careful I had to be to clean the places where the end screws on.

What is the most advertized feature of the OhMiBod? It's a vibrator that vibrates along with your music! Anything on your iPod can now be turned into pleasure. The only problem with that is that it's not true. It turns most songs into a dull and boring constant vibration. It can't in any way differentiate between the beat, the vocals, and the instruments. That's supposed to be its selling point, and it fails in that regard.

There are two ends for it that can be unscrewed to get to the battery compartment. One attaches to the cord that hooks to your iPod or laptop. The other turns the OhMiBod into a standard vibrator. Even as a standard vibrator, it's nothing spectacular. It's not very powerful, but it is loud! There is no good reason for it to be as loud as it is while being as underpowered as it is. If it was any kind of interesting, it could make up for that. Unfortunately, it's not. It's very boring, very standard, and simply does not impress. There's nothing special about the color or the shape. It's terrible for G-spot action. It's food-grade material plastic, so it's easy to clean. It has a habit of collecting grime under the screwed on ends, where cleaning requires getting dangerously close to the batteries. All of that is without the simple fact that it died very quickly with no warning whatsoever.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • AriaRN
  • cutiefairyprincess
    Thanks for the honest review
  • ohmai
    really honest
  • ViVix
    Perhaps a defect of some sort?
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • subwayrailings
    hmmm okay thank you for this review. it's kinda ironic if it broke quickly since ipods do too. maybe theyre not built to outlast each other, heh.
  • Holly Quinn
    thank you!
  • Desirae Alisia Weatherby
    To bad it broke sounded like it could have been fun.
  • AverageSam
    Thanks for the review.
  • AverageSam
    Thanks for the review.
  • iabicpl09
    Thank you
  • kdlt
    Thank you for the helpful, thorough review. It sucks that it burnt out.
  • Holly Quinn
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