Maximus - massager by EdenFantasys - review by iovys

My wand arrived in a bit of a messy state - but safe and sound. Once I had opened Eden's discreet cardboard box, pulled out the paper meant to cushion the ride home, I was faced with an open box. A stabbed-open box, actually. I'm assuming that during transit, the handle somehow pushed through the bottom of the plastic insert, the box, and the shrink wrap. Must've been a rough ride.



You may be faced with a similar situation if you live a bit away from the shipping center in Georgia. Looking over the box itself gave me some information on the wand - how to recharge, warnings about battery leakage (what..), motor speeds (there's actually 5, but it only lists x3 RPM speeds), waterproof ability (IPX7), and other details of that caliber. A lot of the instructions (both on the box and the little included manual) had spelling, grammar, & punctuation errors. Not that it really mattered, but hey.



Below you'll find the box contents (wand, USB charger & 1-page manual):


Rubik's Cube & ruler not included.

Out of the box, this wand feels quite light when compared to my Rechargeable Hitachi Magic Wand. It isn't light enough for me to think it was made with cheap materials - it feels quite sturdy, and it's weight has a good balance to it. The Maximus is quite big - about as big as my forearm. The head is made of high-quality silicone; the body of ABS plastic. There was no odd smell to the toy out of the box.

Because it arrived in a broken box, I was worried that the wand would be damaged, but pressing down on the power button relieved all my worries - it was functioning just fine - and boy, was it STRONG. I shuffled through the vibration settings (more on that later), then set it aside to charge.

First use, as always, with waterproof toys, was in the shower. Alongside two other toys. I don't know how I managed with all 3 of them, but I did - don't ask questions, just trust me on this one. I fired up the Maximus - it always starts on the third speed for some reason - and ran it over my body. I was actually able to see my skin move so quickly that it seemed transparent. Super cool. Eventually, I brought it down to my clit. And almost immediately squirted while standing. Not something I'm used to, but I loved it.

I laid down (since I didn't want to risk falling & injuring myself), then started rubbing the head of the wand along my clit. This went on for a good while. The Maximus's head is quite flexible, so I was able to hit all the angles I liked and wanted. After warming up enough, I grabbed my beloved VixSkin Johnny, slid it in with the help of my favorite water-based lubricant, and pressed the Maximus's head to Johnny's base.

Gods, YES. Sublime vibrations radiated all the way through my vagina - easily reaching my G-Spot & cervix (yup, the Johnny model a thick, long boi). Looking down between my legs, I could see Johnny's base vibrating like a jackhammer, and the biggest grin spread across my face as Maximus continued to vibrate.

But my clit wasn't satisfied. I need dual (clitoral & G-Spot) stimulation, and at this point, I was only satisfying my vulva, cervix, and G-Spot. Which meant I wouldn't cum, no matter how much I loved the vibrations. At that point, I added my Womanizer Premium to the game, and immediately wished I had 3 hands. Or someone to help me. Damn long-distance relationships. I had to give up thrusting Johnny in order to hold the Womanizer Premium to my clit with one hand, and press the head of the Maximus to the base of Johnny with the other.

Not that I needed to thrust Johnny to enjoy myself. I'm no contortionist, but I somehow propped Johnny against my ankle/leg, kept Maximus pressed hard against the base, and ground against it. That grin I mentioned earlier immediately returned. I don't think I've ever pleasured myself to the point of actively smiling the whole time.

I didn't even know it had started to bring me over the edge. And then suddenly I was cumming. My body involuntarily spasmed in ways I never thought were possible, and that smile never left my face, not for a second. And that climax lasted. So. Damn. Long. I could swear I was cumming for almost a minute nonstop.

And that was the best orgasm of my life.

Not that I've had that many, since I only figured out how to cum a bit over a year ago due to secondary/situational anorgasmia, but damn. I can tell good orgasms apart from 'meh' ones. This was as good - if not better - than my first-ever climax.

If you're keen on replicating what I described here with three(3) toys, but don't have the equipment to do so, you can take these into consideration (in addition to purchasing the Maximus). Generally speaking, any good G-Spot dildo & pressure wave toy (+ the Maximus on the base of the dildo) will do. Dual-density type dildos enhance the experience by a lot. Here are some of my recommendations:
G-Spot Dildos:
- VixSkin Johnny: what I used in my first trial.
- VixSkin Mustang: Like Johnny, but smaller.
- Dual Density Luminosity: more affordable, dual-density alternative; hits G-Spot pretty well.

Pressure Wave Toys:
- Womanizer Premium: what I used in my first trial. Good if your clit needs a bit of gentler stimulation.
- We-Vibe Melt: an all-silicone, thuddy beauty with a good amount of power.
- LELO Sona: for clits made of solid diamond.
- Satisfyer Pro 2: a budget-friendly alternative; good if you don't have any experience with pressure-wave toys.

Sadly, I can't cum if I don't have clitoral AND G-Spot stimulation. At the same time. Half an hour of simply grinding at Maximus's head didn't yield anything except a few (very pleasant) squirts. I can't finger myself while using this wand. My hands are small, and my fingers are short. That said, I can't finger myself while using my Hitachi Rechargeable either. I need to use some kind of dildo in conjunction with Maximus in order to give my G-Spot the attention it so desires. The top of the handle gets quite warm over time, so it's important to know when to stop. Usually, 30min is that marker.

Despite being UNABLE to climax with the Maximus ON ITS OWN, I'm obsessed with what it can do when I press it against the base of an inserted G-Spot dildo while I use a pressure-wave type toy on my clitoris. If you have any memory of your first-ever orgasm, take that, and multiply it tenfold. That's how good the orgasms can be when you do what I described in the "First Use" section.

[[ *** Maximus VS. the Hitachi Rechargeable. *** ]]


READ MY REVIEW OF THE HITACHI RECHARGEABLE WAND HERE.

I like my Hitachi. Quite a lot, really. Useful in many situations - be it sore back, neck, legs, whatever. But... It ended up being a bit heavy, extended use made my wrist upset, and I couldn't take it in the shower with me. The Maximus wand doesn't do that. The most powerful intensity is stronger than the Hitachi Rechargeable's, it's lighter, it's got 5 vibration patterns and strengths (Hitachi's got 4 of each), it's USB rechargeable (Hitachi has to be charged by the regular outlet), and most importantly, it's WATERPROOF.

[[ WATERPROOF IPX7??]]
I do worry about how waterproof the Maximus is, to be honest. A lot.

I am not sure if the neck-to-head and neck-to-body areas are actually safe from water. When my wand is drying, and I tilt the head in one direction or the other, I see water bubbles pop up in the gap. What's concerning is... I'm not sure if there's water leaking through those gaps and into the body of the wand, the head, or motor or something, and I don't know how long this will actually last. I have not tried it in the bath, and don't plan to (only shower - so splashproof should be fine, even with the IPX7 claim). I always clean it with soap and water after I'm done, and even with a proper rinse, I can find soap bubbles mid-dry.

Ladies n' gentlemen, this thing is VERY strong. The vibrations carry into the body of the wand a lot more than my beloved Hitachi Rechargeable. My hand does go numb - and very quickly at that.

The box lists the strengths to be as following:
Low: 4000 RPM
Medium: 5800 RPM
High: 7200 RPM

Which is kinda weird, honestly, because there are actually 5 strengths, and 5 vibration patterns total, so I don't know what the missing 2 RPM values are. I also don't know if Low = Level 1, or if Low = level 3.

Also, for some reason, when you turn it on, it starts on the 3rd intensity level??? Like, why? If you want the lowest intensity, you need to power on the wand, and press the (-) button twice to get to it.

The 5 patterns, as I understand them are:
1) short, escalating pulses
2) long-ish(?) pulses
3) short pulses
4) 3 short pulses, 1 long pulse
5) escalating

I'm not really fond of patterns, and I don't use them, but I guess they're nice to have.

I can't cum with this toy by itself.
I just can't, situational anorgasmia is MY problem.
I'm sure other women will be able to cum just fine.

But when it's paired with a pressure-wave toy & dual-density G-Spot dildo, it's sublime.
I'm sure orgasms can't get better than what I described in one of the previous sections.