Casey Parker Lost in Puerto Rico by Shane's World Productions - review by rubberjack69

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Lost in Puerto Rico = La-hoo-sser

An interesting reality show style, unscripted take on a porn movie. If you are into this sort of genre, with cocky(no pun intended) male chauvinist talent, you will like this flick. Otherwise, it's not really worth watching.
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Pros:
Casey Parker, Beautiful Location
Cons:
Male talent(assholes), Too much time in the van
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
The title of this little flick is "Lost in Puerto Rico". I my opinion it should have stayed simply "Lost". This film was shot in reality television format (jersey shore, MTV real world, etc). This group of young good looking people come to a nice tropical island to part, have fun, and of course have sex. This movie reminded me of a bad travel documentary. The group comes in form the airport, get's to the room and then, I am thinking ok here comes the sex..nope! No sex here. Then we fade to black and go to the next day, the gang gets into their van (where it seems most of this movie takes place) and we hear some really fantastic(sarcasm) dialogue spew forth from the male talent while they are on their way to a hang gliding session.

Casey straps in topless to this hang-glider and we get a cool POV shot of her ride, but still no sex. Then a new scene fades and cut to Victoria Sweet and one of the males under a pavilion and it's raining. He then says this awesome line "Hey it's raining...Let's fuck" and Victoria says "Ok!" and finally some sex ensues. This sex scene seemed really half hearted, I really got the impression that the Victoria was not really enjoying herself, and when the scene finally ended and she received the ever popular cum shot on the belly, I could have sworn I saw her sigh, as if to say "finally! I'm glad that's over". Then more stellar dialogue in the van while they drive to their next location, which is a hike to a waterfall, the scenery here was gorgeous. They get to the waterfall, and Casey Parker mentions how beautiful everything is and then she and one of the guys is naked...ok cool more sex. Now Casey Parker is a sexy, tiny girl, with a very pretty pussy, and that mere fact alone was enough to enjoy this scene.

Now we are back in the van(again) to pick up a friend, a tall good looking blonde, Allison Pierce I think. Well now the gang is back in the van with more witty dialogue on the way to the bar where they drink beers and do Tequila shots. When every one is nice and toasty, they have some "public" sex in the van while driving down the road...fade to black. Next scene, back in the van, looking for a nice beach, they finally find one and do some skinny dipping and then a decent sex scene on the beach, except having tried sex on the beach before I couldn't help think, "that can't be comfortable". After this scene apparently we are back in the van, and I decided I couldn't take anymore. Click. All in all this movie really turned me off. With dialogue like "I don't believe in marriage, I believe in money", and other classic lines, these guys reminded me of someone to avoid(or want to beat his ass) instead of watch have sex.
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