Casey Parker Lost in Puerto Rico by Shane's World Productions - review by Destri

Just missed the mark

While the filmmakers did try something new here, they didn't really pull it off. The vanilla sex will make you yawn and the women all seem like sluts.
Beautiful scenery, nice cam shots
Jack Venice is a pig, the sex is boring
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I didn't like this movie. Sorry to get right to the point, but I didn't. You can get a scene-by-scene recounting of this one if you read any of the other reviews, I am not going to do that here. I just want to say that Shane's World had a chance to do something really unique here, but they missed the mark.

Having an 'unscripted' movie, shot from things like small cams attached to people has the opportunity of being cutting edge porn. I can't really understand the whole 'unscripted' part, because obviously they have to have some sort of a script to get the scenes they want. But this one doesn't really seem as if it had a plot, per se, and that would be a good thing. If, that is, they had interesting characters doing interesting things. Instead, you have a misogynist saying stupid and rude things and acting in rude ways, and female stars that seem to have heads filled with air.

It is all vanilla sex: just PIV, blow jobs and face-fucking, cumming on the women and nothing new or interesting at all. Jack Venice acts like a real ass throughout the entire film. Casey Parker is cute but very young-looking which puts me off. One nice thing was the total lack of augmented breasts, that is always a nice thing in porn.

The scenes of Puerto Rico are very beautiful. The ocean views are wonderful and the jungle makes you want to go there. But that is hardly the thing you want to say was the best part of a porn movie, now is it? "Oh yeah, the sex was boring as hell, but the scenery was nice."

So all in all, the film makers had a chance to do something unique and they almost pulled it off. But next time they need to leave the crass blowhard male star home and change up the sex a little.
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  • wrmbreze
    Thanks for the review, I didn't like it either.
  • KitKat12
    Sounds bad...I won't be buying this.
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