Sweet and Innocent? And Drunk!

If you like drunken sex or rape scenes, or are attracted to assholes, this may be the movie for you. I, however, am none of those things and hated the movie to no end. I'd give it ZERO stars, but the lowest I am allowed to give is 1.
It ended
Everything but the ending
Rating by reviewer:
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I did not enjoy even a minute of this movie (well except for the very beginning where no sex was involved, just naked hang gliding, which was cool). It was non-stop drunken sex. The movie took a while to even come upon a sex scene, and the first one that happened seemed forced and unnatural. The woman looked frightened and not into the sex at all. Throughout the movie, one of the male actors was a HUGE dick, being racist, degrading women and literally raping one of the actresses.

I noticed in the car scene, there was an ATM moment and that really grossed me out. Also in the car is where one of the actresses was raped by the rude male actor. She told him multiple times to stop and he wouldn't, he kept taking her clothes off and she kept trying to put them back on, he would not let her. I wanted to punch him in the dick! I was raped and really related to that woman at that moment, it was very painful for me to watch. He seemed proud of how much of an asshole he was.

I had a very hard time watching this whole movie, and had it been something I paid for, rather than something I agreed to review, I would have turned it off after the first scene, because it angered me so much. I did not see one scene where a condom was used, very unprofessional and unhealthy.

On a positive note, it is a very gonzo-type movie and that was alright. The women all had natural breasts, which I thought was great, that was refreshing to see. The surroundings were absolutely beautiful, and the sunsets were breathtaking. Want to know what the best part of the movie was? The credits!
Follow-up commentary
Reality TV is not my thing. I didn't enjoy this movie, although the cast members are nice to look at. I still can't bring myself to watch it again.
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  • Contributor: kitcomet
    oh I'll be avoiding this. thanks!
  • Contributor: katat
    this looks really dumb
  • Contributor: purpledesert
    Wow. This one should be called "trigger warning"
  • Contributor: improbableomnicide
    Good to know, thanks!
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    I definitely laughed out loud at the thought of the credits being the best part of a porno.
  • Contributor: ChaiMocha
    Wow, defiantly not for me than. thanks.
  • Contributor: KitKat12
    Haha, the credits?!?!
  • Contributor: lipstickkinks
    good to know...
  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    You should have sent it back, said it was a trigger for you & been sent something else to review. What a shame you felt you had to sit through the whole thing!
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