Packin' Heat: Mr. Limpy and You

A great packer for those getting started. Mr. Limpy is inexpensive, comfortable, and good for everyday wear. He’s awful pink, though, and Mr. Softly definitely can’t be used for sexual intercourse.
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Pros:
Comfy, inexpensive, great for those just getting started packing.
Cons:
No other skin colors besides sickly pink, could be constructed of safer material.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
When I got my package in the mail, I was so excited. With my gender currently up in the air, I had nervously selected this packer because I heard some great things about it. For instance, one of my favorite sex toy reviewers (and general theory/sexiness blog writers) included Mr. Limpy in their guide to packers.

When I opened my package, Mr. Limpy peeked at me through the bubble-wrap in an unceremonious bag. When I got him out, I squeezed him a bit and flopped him around. Mr. Limpy is completely flexible and very squashy. Mr. Limpy is not garishly pink, but he is definitely not the color of a penis, particularly if you aren’t white. He seemed a little daunting for someone who had never packed before. How could I fit all of that into my pants? He ended up being a great fit though--extremely comfortable and almost forgettable, though just enough to remind you that he's there.

Mr. Limpy’s composition makes him great for packing, but not great for sexual intercourse. Alas, he will not stand at attention. If you are looking for a packer that you can also use for intercourse, consider ones that are softer but still firm. I have a Goodfella|Goodfella review as well, and my Goodfella, though definitely declarative of my intentions, is fairly comfortable for packing and playing. (Goodfella also comes in more than one color than bubble-gum pink; Vixen Creations makes an effort to create sex toys in a variety of skin tones.)

Packing for cheap is a difficult thing to achieve, but this inexpensive packer has a lot of bang for the buck. Soft and stretchy, it comfortably fits in your pants for a night on the town or a day at work. The material can get sticky if not cared for properly, so I dusted this packer with cornstarch. This tip was recommended to me by Hudson's FTM Resource Guide, and it made a world of difference.

I don’t have a packing harness, and my regular harness is another state with my partner, so I found the best way to do things was to plop Mr. Limpy in the Y-front pouch of a pair of tightish boys briefs. For those who might want a little more security, a packing harness or even a jockstrap can help hold it in.

Overall, I would definitely recommend Mr. Limpy if you are getting started in your packing experience. He’s inexpensive, decently sized as a small (honestly, I might have preferred the extra small) and comfortable for everyday wear. There are packers made out of safer materials, Vixen’s Mr. Right for instance, but for the price this is an excellent packer.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    I have this size and an extra small, and find both useful depending on what pants I happen to be wearing.
    Any other soft packer is going to be about the same, though some other manufacturers provide more color options than Fleshlight does.
    It's a good idea to dust with cornstarch every time you wash this guy and store in its bag away from any cloth/lint-producing items.
  • Tart
    Tart  
    I've always wanted a pink penis!
  • Thomas90
    Thomas90  
    Great review!
  • Maki Sato
    Maki Sato  
    Want to have this!
  • KimberlyFDR
    KimberlyFDR  
    I don't have a packing harness either, but a tight pair of underwear works wonders.
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