Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by ehre

Small: Well, Larger than Average

The Mr. Limpy Small is a pretty great product and you should check it out. It certainly won't hurt your wallet to do so. It's relatively easy to use, either in briefs or with a packing strap. It's got definite weight and girth to it so it passes the 'grope test' quite well.
Good for a tight budget
Moderately realistic
Texture becomes sticky and unpleasant to the touch
Material breaks down quickly
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Mr. Limpy products are a great introduction to packing, especially to those on a tighter budget, whether you're using it as a form of gender expression or just plain fun. They're cheap, come in multiple (if not rather large) sizes, and are fairly realistic.
    • Gag gift
    • Gender play

Material / Texture

Mr. Limpy is rather velvety to the touch and a bit, well, squishy. It has a few well-placed, rather wonderful veins and seems quite realistic (for the price), despite it's pale pink shade. After a good washing, I found that the texture became very tacky and sticky and now I can actually suction cup it to my skin.
    • Harness compatible
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

For the price, I think this cock is quite marvelous. My only complaint is that the balls are flat, giving them a disproportionate look-however this doesn't matter when it's in one's pants and it certainly helps fit it all in.

I, for one, have difficulty getting it all in. I wish there was a size between XS and S that seemed a bit more natural because I nearly always look like I have an erection.

It also seems a bit, It sort of wants to fall downward, bunching up and moving the balls around because of this substantial weight. I suppose that could be fixed with a packing strap but that's a bit tedious and too many layers.
    • Beginner


The best part about Mr. Limpy is the price tag. It's very agreeable on the wallet.

Despite the fact that it's a bit larger than average (don't let the 'Small' fool you, it's only 'Small' in comparison to its larger, more intimidating brothers) it produces a very convincing bulge that does pass the grope test. Believe me, it's happened in more than one lecture hall.

The texture over time is a bit wonky. The tackiness is a bit distracting at times, especially if your cock decides to swing a bit freely and smack your leg. Also, the material also wears out quickly, I've only had mine for a few months now and I'm starting to see a few tears, though I imagine that's normal if you're cramming it down your pants every day.

However, I would still recommend this to a friend, should they need to pack on a budget.

Care and Maintenance

Honestly, I kind of had to muddle around to figure out how to care and keep this sucker. Once the first 'layer' wears off, he gets so tacky he picks up lint and hair everywhere. I've taken to stowing him inside a plastic bag, or when I'm desperate, a clean sock.

He washes quite easy though. Just run some lukewarm water over him and let him dry. You can sprinkle some cornstarch on him to help with the texture.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance


Limpy was a bit annoying when I got him. Basically, he came in an unmarked plastic bag with no instructions as to how to use it or care.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

Even though the Mr. Limpy 'small' is a pain in the ass to keep clean and is pretty big, he's a great confidence booster. After the 'skin' warms up, I don't even notice he's there, really. Not until someone points out that his sheer bulk has unzipped my fly. If you're trans*, or even if you're just curious, try out packing. Maybe it's for you? I know it's for me.
Follow-up commentary
I've had it quite a while now and it still works well. No rips in the material, although the tackiness gets no better. I'm finding that it sticks to my flesh more readily.
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  • SiNn
    ty for the review
  • Breas
    Excellent first review! Welcome to the community : )
  • Silverdrop
    Great first review. Thank you.
  • Katelyn
    Wow, this is your first review? I am super impressed! Keep writing and I will read em : )
  • freshbananas
    wow, awesome review: )
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for this detailed review.
  • Alx
    great review I'm still trying to decide between the XS and the S, and agree it'd be grand for something in between those two size-wise!
  • xxjoel
  • sunkissedJess
    Thanks for the review!
  • meezerosity
    Good review, thanks!
  • MJ7
    thanks for reviewing
  • SumFun75
  • r00ster
    Thanks for the review
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • KimberlyFDR
    A warm wash and some corn starch should keep this packer going for a while.
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