Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by NoOneNosMe

Mr. Packer Tally Wacker

Do you break the gender binary? Are you a butch lesbian that just likes to have that nice bulge in your pants? Or do you just like to play around with gender? Well then the Mr. Limpy packer is for you! This awesome little device gives you the look and feel you are going for.
feels real, nice bulge for a bigger person, takes to your body temperature, penis looks realistic
pink color, flat backed balls, may need a harness or packing underwear
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I actually do have a lot of pictures to put with this review but I have no idea how to attach them so if anyone could help me that would be awesome.

There is no particular use for this toy. It is more for look and feel. The Mr. Limpy packer gives the appearance of having a penis, for those who do not have one.

I am personally bi-gender and do pass as a male every so often so I use this product for the appearance of having a penis in my pants. It actually does feel real so if someone decided to rub up on me while wearing the packer it would feel real. Well except for it doesn't get hard like a real penis.

For this packer you can just drop it into a tight pair of briefs or boxer briefs, but if you are going out in public I would not suggest this route. You could avoid the embarrassing moment of when your dick rolls out your pants leg.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

Mr. Limpy is made out of this cool stuff called cyber skin. Cyber skin makes it look and feel real. When I first got mine, I couldn't stop squishing it around in my hands. It is very flexible and squishy. It can also stretch a lot which makes it good for jacking off.

The downside comes in the balls. They have a flat back so they don't feel or look real.

Another downside is the very pink color. It doesn't look very realistic.

The porous material quickly takes on your body temperature. It also takes on your own body smell. Right out of the package it does have its own smell that I can't really explain, but it is not strong and it does fade.

It does tend to stick to itself. This can be avoided by dusting it with corn starch.

    • Light odor
    • Porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

The Mr. Limpy small packer is 6 inches in length and 4 1/4 inches in circumference.

The penis does actually look real. There are a few veins in it and everything. The only thing unrealistic is the flat backed balls.

This size may be too big for some people, but being a bigger person myself it was perfect for me. Most people would probably be more comfortable with the Mr. Limpy Extra Small
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


I love this product. It gives the realistic look and feel of a penis. When I am in guy mode, it does make me feel more of a man to have it in my pants.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The packer does acquire dust and hair easily. I would suggest some sort of bag to put it in when you are not using it.

To clean it just use some soap and warm water. The actual website says not to use soap but it is okay as long as you don't use anything with alcohol in it. So no antibacterial soaps of any kind.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
I'm absolutely in love with my packer. I couldn't have asked for a better one than the Mr. Limpy. I love it.
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  • faust
    nice review
  • HomuHomu
    :0 Can't see any of the pictures.
  • Bignuf
    Great review. Thanks. You also ask some of the questions I was wondering...among a thousand more...ha, ha.
  • Theresa99
    Thank you
  • Falsepast
    A lot of people seem to say its too pink
  • xxjoel
    ugh that pink :/
  • Boyqueen
    I really enjoyed the video!
  • r00ster
    Thanks for the review
  • KimberlyFDR
    I second the corn starch suggestion!
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