Limp Isn't Always Bad

Mr. Limpy does exactly what it's supposed to: imitates a flaccid cock. Unfortunately, it's a huge lint magnet and it requires a lot of upkeep to keep it in prime condition. If the colour was a bit better, I might be a bit more in love.
Feels fleshlike and soft
Lint magnet, the colour is all wrong, and it's very high maintenance.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Mr. Limpy is a flaccid dildo, primarily used for soft packing. This cannot be used for penetrative purposes, as it is waaaay too soft to provide more than a headache. The size is probably more appropriate for anyone that wants to pack and look like a shower rather than a grower.

Material / Texture

Mr. Right is made of Superskin, the same material that Fleshlights are made of. Superskin is very soft and skin-like, but it does have a tendency to get tacky--more like clammy skin, yuck--when you don't dust it with cornstarch frequently. It's very squeezable and very stretchable, so it's not entirely realistic, but it does have a lot of nice details to it, such as the subtle veins on the shaft and wrinkles on the testicles;

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Limpy, rather appropriately, looks like a limp/flaccid penis. A large penis. Measuring in at 6" long, with a circumference of 4 1/2", it's a far outside the average range for a flaccid penis, but some people might like the look. Bear in mind that this will not be subtle unless you're very tall, as it's a large cock and will look a bit like an erection when you're packing it.

It's a very bright pink that, really, won't match probably 99% of people's skin--it seems a bit too magenta for even my pale white skin


This phallus is compatible with a lot of harnesses; I used it primarily with my Pete boxers and it worked well, but I assume it could be used with any packing strap, or even in regular underwear if you wanted to wear it that way--but I'd recommend wearing at least a size smaller than you usually would, let it migrate in transit and fall down your leg.

The bulge created while wearing this was significant; it looked like I was sporting an erection I was trying to hide--which is a nice look, but not so much what I wanted. I overestimated the size on this, but it'll work well for when I'm trying to create the impression of a hidden boner. This will not work for everyday packing for most people.

Care and Maintenance

The tackiness is alleviated by dusting (and storing) in cornstarch. I'd strongly recommend against using baby powder, as talcum isn't so wonderful for your body. Cleaning is kind of a drag, especially since the material collects lint and dust like a plague. The manufacturers recommend against using soap, but do suggest using isopropyl alcohol for tougher stains. Personally, I use a very gentle soap on it and haven't noticed any ill effects--but at $15, I won't cry if it's damaged beyond repair. If you do want to give it penetration a shot, please remember that only water based lube is compatible with Superskim.


Mr. Limpy came packaged in a rather uninspiring plastic bag. There were no care instructions included with him, so a newbie to packing would be mightily annoyed at their tacky friend.
Follow-up commentary
This packer is still doing a good job. It's developed a few little tears here and there from being pulled in and out of the harness, but there doesn't appear to be any major damage. It's a little stickier than it was, but that's not too big of a deal if you keep it dusted in cornstarch.
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  • Contributor: K. Lynn
    I've started to notice wear and tear after limited use, but for the price it's doing its job
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