Mr. Limpy is great for packing under clothes. It's very lifelike and looks just like a real dick. For any guys who are feeling down about their junk and are strapped for cash, invest in Mr. Limpy. The only problem I have is that this size is a little big for me. I'd suggest that if you're a shorter guy, go for the x-small. While five inches doesn't seem like a lot, it looks like you're half-mast under your shorts. Also, Mr. Limpy is a little tricky to clean, so think about that before wearing anything that will stick to it or anything fuzzy.

This toy is not very realistic in terms of texture. It's a little sticky due to the material. Mr. Limpy is very soft and was obviously not designed as the perfect packer. However, as long as you're not packing to play, it's great.

The design is great. It looks exactly like a real dick. Under clothing or even over (maybe from a distance), Mr. Limpy looks incredibly realistic. The only problem I've had is the size. For shorter FTM dudes, I'd recommend the x-small Mr. Limpy.

For the most part, Mr. Limpy performs very well. I pack all day while in public and I've never had a problem with the way he looks. Because Mr. Limpy is so, well, limp, I'd say you should get a better harness than the one in the 'Some things go better together' deal. The balls are not at all made for support, so there is a little bit of a droopage issue if you're packing without underwear. Other than that, Mr. Limpy is very comfortable and soft and easy to use.

Cleaning Mr. Limpy is a little complicated. You cannot boil him, bleach him, use soap, or soak him. If he gets a little fuzzy, your only option is to take a terrycloth washrag and do your best. I'd definitely take that into consideration before buying this little guy. For storage, keep it in a plastic bag or some other container that won't let him pick up lint.

Mr. Limpy comes in a little baggie with no instructions, but if you're buying him, you probably know what he's used for.

Overall, Mr. Limpy is wonderful. Keep the size and clean-ability in mind when buying, and get a harness that will keep him in place. For broke guys who need a beginner packer, I 100% say go with Mr. Limpy.

My girlfriend loves it. It's very grope-able and realistic-looking from outside the pants. I've had a fantastic time packing with Mr. Limpy. Just remember he's not really good for play, just for show.