Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by lukas24

Small it is not...

I would say to try the extra small if you intend to use it for everyday packing and are not a giant. If in doubt, go with the smaller size as these are meant as gag gifts.
Can be erotic through phantom-limb experiences.
Too big, too heavy. Doesn't sit well in my harness.

Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The main use of this for me would be everyday packing. In that sense, it would probably be best for genderqueer or FTM people. Ideally, the packer should be able to be used all day, but it isn't good at all for any kind of sex really. I have however discovered that stroking it can be quite exiting for me because of the phantom-limb thing. I suppose my mind simply extrapolates those feelings for me (it's quite remarkable).
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals

Material / Texture

Smell: I can smell the packer, if not enclosed, from 4 or 5 feet away, however I do have a very strong sense of smell. It smells very plastic-y, starchy and when I smell it, I get a sort of uncomfortable tickle at the back of my throat.

Texture: It is very very squishy (there is no real resistance to being squished at all) and extremely stretchy, so any sort of touching feels rather unnatural. It is quite obviously not skin. Also, it's hard to stroke your hand along it because the friction of the plastic makes it not-smooth. (Difficult to describe - basically, it's hard to stroke along)
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This thing is huge! While the packer might not be capable of becoming erect, it looks permanently so in my pants. In fact, it is probably bigger than your average penis when erect. I'm 5'5" and weigh about 140 lbs. I simply cannot wear it outside of the house because it's too heavy and too big and therefore it is noticeable. Very much so, in fact. It's probably discreeter to stuff three pairs of socks down your pants. While we're on the issue of weight: the packer has quite a bit more weight towards the pens end and barely any at the balls end. This makes it try to hang horizontally in my harness because the penis likes to be perpendicular to the balls and then it pulls them sort of horizontal, instead of sitting flat against me.

Also, because of the size and squishyness, I didn't think it was very realistic at all and it is much to pink for any kind of visual realism.
    • Beginner


As I said before, the 'performance' of this is nearly nil, as it has a tendency to hang strangely in a harness and is much too big for most people. In your own home it might be okay, but I wouldn't use it outside as you will get stared at - a lot.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Because of the smell, I would air it outside for a few days. That had really helped a lot for me. Other than that, cleaning it with soap and water or any other sort of chemicals is a really bad idea because of the porous material. Store it somewhere dry!!
    • Hard to clean


It was simply packaged in a clear non-reusable plastic bag.
Follow-up commentary
I still think it's way too big, but I used it to try to figure how to make a STP, which I'll also try for the XS one and it worked quite well. So that is a possibility for this packer...
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  • Kaleb
    Thanks for the review! I've been debating getting this, and am still not sure. I have the extra small, but I feel like it's a bit too small with some pants. If only they had a 5-incher!
  • Gluesnffr
    thanks for the review
  • Sima-pusya
    thanks for reviewing
  • KimberlyFDR
    I've never noticed a smell on mine. Good advice about airing out, though!
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