Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Silverdrop

Mr Pinky

Do you have penis envy? Do you want to cross dress, but need a convincing bulge in your trousers? Do you just want a limp penis of your own to play with? Do you want that penis to look like it's been sunburnt? If so, Mr Limpy is the penis for you!

Mr Limpy
Great for packing
Fun to play with
No care or use instructions
Far too pink
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Mr Limpy, in its various sizes, is a flaccid penis to be used for packing. It's going to be most useful in a packing harness, but it can also be held in place by knickers or briefs if they're tight enough. Mr Limpy small creates a rather sizeable bulge in the trousers, and feels realistic to anyone who has a grope.

I also like to play with it for fun, stroking it, squeezing it like a stress ball, or even stretching it. It feels great to the touch, and is just fun.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Packing
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

Mr Pinky, er, Mr Limpy is made by Fleshlight, and is made of the same Superskin material used in the world famous male masturbator. This is a high maintenance, low safety material. It tears easily, stains easily, and crushes easily. It is porous and can't be sterilized.

With all of those faults, why would anyone use this material? The answer is simply that it feels great! When it's been properly dusted and warmed to body temperature, it feels just like skin. When squeezed it feels - well, not exactly like a limp dick, but it's fairly close. I love to just hold Mr Limpy and play with it.

There is a very soft scent that I can't really identify, but it isn't unpleasant. I have to put your nose right on it to even smell it. As for taste - hmm, let me check. *goes to check* D'oh! Tastes like cornstarch. Okay, I should have known that. But I suppose that proves that Superskin itself has no taste of its own.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Soft

Design / Shape / Size

Let's start with size. Mr Limpy is available in sizes from Extra Small to Large, but Eden Cafe only stocks the two smallest sizes. The reason for that, is that the makers of dicks have spent too much time around porn stars and have a very warped idea of what "small" actually means. If Mr Limpy were an erect penis, it would be just slightly below the average male penis size. But it is meant to represent a flaccid penis, so it ends up looking rather above average. Certainly not small.

Secondly, the shape. It's your standard dick-and-balls dildo that's flat on the back with a shaped head and wrinkles sculpted into the scrotum. The only difference between this and your standard dick-and-balls dildo is the soft texture. The very obvious shape means you'll be very obviously embarrassed if it's pulled out of your carry-on bag at airport security and held up for inspection. Best to put in your checked luggage. As for whether you want to wear it through security - that's a transgender specific question that I don't feel qualified to answer. But I wish you luck.

Finally, the colour. OMG it's PINK! So. Very. Pink.

Mr Pinky
    • Pink
    • Realistic


I figure I'm probably 90% girl, with a 10% male side that likes to come out and play. Sometimes I wear my strap-on harness just so I can jack off like a guy. I haven't tried to cross-dress in public since my skinny-minny days, which are long gone. I couldn't possibly pass now without hormonal help, and as I said, I'm 90% girl.

If you only pack occasionally, and for fun, then putting the Limpy inside a pair of snugly fitting briefs, is probably enough. To get the look below, I wore two pair of panties, with the Limpy between the two. The inner pair of knickers was simply to avoid getting fluids on the Limpy so that cleanup would be simple.

Mr Limpy packed

If you pack in public, you will probably want to invest in a harness to avoid any embarrassing "Oops, my dick fell off!" accidents.

Once in place, Mr Limpy is perfectly comfortable, especially once it warms to body temperature.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

To clean it, you must use only warm water, allow it to air dry, and then dust it with cornstarch. The cornstarch may not need to be done every time, but if it becomes a lint magnet, it needs it. If water isn't enough, you can wipe it - very gently - with alcohol, but this shouldn't be done too often.

Mr Limpy, as you might guess from the name, is limp. It is not an insertable toy. Depending on how you wear it, you may never get bodily fluids on it. However, if you do, then it should not be shared with anyone you aren't fluid-bonded with.

When I received my Mr Limpy, it had two creases from where the dick was folded over, and these creases have not come out. I have also read elsewhere that the material can absorb colours from things it comes in contact with. For those reasons, I recommend putting it in a white storage bag, and then placing that inside a box that will prevent it being crushed in your Naughty Drawer. If you don't have a bag, then do as I did, and wrap a pair of your white knickers around it. This should protect it from getting stained, creased, or crushed between uses.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The packaging is about as simple as it gets - It comes in a clear plastic bag with a small text only label saying the product name and number. No illustrations, no care instructions, no use instructions - Nothing! The plastic bag is not even large enough to use for storage, unless you figure out a way to reseal the bag. While Fleshlight gets points for minimalism and not wasting materials, they lose points for forcing their customers to google care instructions for the product. Compared to the Fleshlight itself, which comes in a well made storage tin (despite the Fleshlight casing itself being sufficient protection), the lack of attention here is odd and disappointing.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Not informative

Personal comments

Fleshlight only needs to do two things to make this a 5 star toy: Make it in realistic colours, and provide proper care and use instructions. That's all. Come on, Fleshlight. These are things you're already doing for the Fleshlight and Fleshjack line. You can do them for Mr Limpy too!
Follow-up commentary
I still love Mr Pinky. I love to wear it and I love to play with it. I still intend to get the extra-small size for some variety, and if Fleshlight makes these available in realistic skin tones, I will definitely be among their first customers.
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  • Rawhide
    Nice review! I agree about the colors and packaging
  • Silverdrop
    It's for someone who wants the "I went to a nude beach and forgot to put sunscreen on my junk" look.
  • Miss Anonymous
    Awesome review!
  • Research
    That was some great info, awesome review! I've always been a bit curious about packing.
  • Ivy Wilde
    Thanks for the review. I love the phrase, " avoid any embarrassing "Oops, my dick fell off!" accidents."
  • Neurogasm
    Oh wow, that is really pink. Thanks for enlightening us!
  • Paladin Fantasys
    Aside from the look, I don't like the feel that the thought of "forgot sunscreen for my junk" engenders!
  • fromazoo
    great review
  • NoOneNosMe
    Awesome review!
    "Oops, my dick fell off!" - haha I love it!
  • Kitka
    Great review! Loved that "oops my dick fell off" line too, just too funny.
  • mandaj
    loved the review!!! made me laugh a few times
  • Equae
    Thanks for the review!
  • britanny0620
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  • needapacker
    Great review
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