Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by Bird Boy

A bulge of confidence.

I would definitely recommend this packer to any transman. It's a fabulous beginning packer. I'm pondering going up in size because this one was so easy to adapt to. The moment I put him on, I felt one step closer to my gender goal.
Realistic feel and look for a low budget. Well weighted. Easy to care for.
Color at first is jarring. A bit difficult to mod into a STP.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
When Mr. Limpy first arrived in my mail drop, my first reaction was "My package is in a package!" It was love at first sight. Now like most things that you love, he had some flaws. When I first pulled him out of the box his color worried me..but I soon found out that over time, (a month or so) my body heat dulled him down to a very natural hue.He was also very sticky, but a light dusting with cornstarch and a thorough rinse with warm soapy water once a week soon solved that problem.

He fits very snugly into the front of my underwear, I haven't yet found the need to use a harness. Now that doesn't mean you can just drop him down the front of your boxers..he'll make his way down your leg and onto the floor at the most awkward time during a social event. I would suggest investing in several good pairs of bikini briefs, not only do they keep him in place, but when you drop your pants you have a nicely defined cock to be proud of. Mr. Limpy is a wonderful textural experience with just enough accurate detailing to fool even the most insistent of hands at a nightclub.

Mr. Limpy was also a real addition to my bedroom arsenal. He gave my lover something to fondle during foreplay, which has led to many a night of rolling about in the sheets. (Now Mr. Limpy in the bedroom has to tag team with a more rigid dong, but he's the mood establisher). I can't really say much about how else he stimulated my senses aside from sight and touch. The FeelSkin smells a little processed but that gets overridden by your natural musk that seeps into the porous material. I thought I was overestimating him in terms of realistic feel, but I got a second opinion. A good friend of mine agreed to the greatness of the texture after I poked him the ear a few times with Mr. Limpy's head. My friend was a little more than unsettled to say the least but also very convinced.
Mr. Limpy sits best on your crotch if you set him where you balls are supposed to hang, and if you tuck his shaft to the side (to the right if you're right-handed and vice versa). MR. LIMPY CANNOT BE USED FOR PENETRATION. It makes him sad..and your partner awkward..he's best used for grinding and groping. Pet him, rub him, stroke him. BUT DO NOT PUT HIM IN CONSTRICTED AND MOIST PLACES!
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  • Epiphora
    Haha, your writing style cracks me up. Excellent review.
  • Victoria
    Welcome to the community! Excellent review! Funny, sincere and completely informative. I hope to see more reviews from you Smile
  • Red
    Nice review! Could Mr. Limpy be used for oral sex? Whatdayathink? I've always had this fantasy...
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I really enjoyed reading your review. I look forward to seeing more. Check mien out if ya get a chance.
  • Miss Cinnamon
    The last part of your review made me giggle out loud. My boyfriend and I constantly poke each other in the head with sex toys too. I think it shows affection. I never understood what it meant to "pack" a dildo before, but I have a better idea now. Thanks for the lesson! Great review.
  • deceased
    I think the texture of this would make it impossible to modify to a STP (stand to pee). Plus, you can't clean it with soap.
  • oliverHyde
    how do you clean it then?
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • Arren
    just water...any soap will deteriorate the stuff it's made of.
  • salaciousrex
    Nice review
  • KimberlyFDR
    Tight underwear keeps him in place fine, if you don't want to get a harness. Thanks for the review!
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