Mr. Limpy small - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by deceased

Which One's Pink? (sorry about the Floydian slip )Mr. Limpy!

Fleshlight's website suggests "This is the ideal size for launching a water balloon, to deliver a high velocity anonymous face shot. This squishy projectile is sure to be a hit".
Looks pretty realistic under not too tight pants. No phthalates.
It's pink and squishy, and a bit too soft and bouncy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
From the makers of Fleshlight, the world's most famous masturbation sleeve made of secret materials called "Superskin" - the chemical nature they will not reveal except that it contains no phthalates! Fleshlights Mr. Limpy's kryptonite is called SOAP. So how super can it be? That remains to be decided by you.

Mr. Limpy small is larger than Vixen Creation's Mr. Right. The penis is 6 inches long flaccid. The Medium is even longer, and large is a whopping 9 inches flaccid. The manufacturer says large was "molded off the average Fleshlight staffer". They also make an extra small, the most realistic looking packer of the bunch if you are not trying to create the impression you are Ron Jeremy.

Mr. Limpy claims to have a realistic texture. Maybe if your dick was made of marshmallow or a lambskin condom packed with hair gel. However, the details are realistic. It does look good under pants. If your pants are tight enough, you can even see where Mr. Limpy was artfully circumcised. His scrotum is a little unrealistically flat and even, and he's a weird pink color. Not Caucasian, but more like "Conan O'Bryan spends a few hours in the sun" pink.

You can position him in your briefs more easily than Mr. Right, but the squeeze test through the pants lacks some realism. He's way too soft to insert, and he can easily get torn in a zipper, so no commando, please.

He can only tolerate water based lubes. Why you'd want to lube him is beyond me... but oil, glycerin, and silicone can damage his polymers. In fact, he can not be washed with soap or shampoo. It will cause his demise. Just warm water, and 70 percent isopropyl alcohol is ok too! He might be hypoallergenic to you, but Mr. Limpy is allergic to many cleaning products.

He is packing harness compatible. Don't use an adhesive on him though. Store him in a baggy after sprinkling him with cornstarch. Mr. Limpy has no smell, no new shower curtain odor or anything scary like that.
I liked the way Mr Limpy was easy to tuck into tight briefs. He was easy to position, and fun to play "slinky" with. The manufacturer had suggestions for uses of the different sizes. While the small made a good water balloon launcher, the large was suggested "to stretch the head back as a deadly slingshot launcher". Fleshlight not only has a sense of humor that is somewhat warped, it also makes its products a bit humorous to look at nd play with. For me, I will stick with extra small in this brand (I have both sizes). It's easy to care for, but the lack of cleansing agents made me a little nuts. I used Purell Foam on Mr. Limpy and he was ok.

One more thing... giving Mr. Limpy a blow job would be like taking a really overcooked thick noodle in your mouth. This one wasn't meant for domination games. Besides, he's too pink.
Follow-up commentary
I wish this was soap proof. I like the even smaller edition for packing in tight pants. It doesn't look super obvious, but for all day wear, it's quite comfortable. The nice thing is that it doesn't melt together when its compressed in tight underwear and jeans on hundred degree days.
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  • oliverHyde
    compared to the soft packs marketed as prosthetics for FTMs, just how squishy is it? The prosthetics I've seen look too squishy to be natural and I'm willing to put up with a pink hue in exchange for better texture.
  • KimberlyFDR
    The best thing about this, for me, is that you can stick him in tight underwear and forego the need for a harness.
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